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JCC The Fecal Force

Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.

  1. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    This is a group to educate the JCC on matters related to gastro-intestinal issues. To ask questions and to give health related advice in that area. The initial members are: Darth_Smelly, K3PO, Darth-Horax, FareLenore and myself. New members are allowed.

    This thread will also be for poop related humor as well of course.

    First advice: if you can't control your bowels and you're over 60 years old, it is time to retire. Please stop coming to work and stinking up the office.

    malkie edit title changed at author's request
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  2. Balrog_Paradox

    Balrog_Paradox Jedi Master star 5

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    Did you hear that they discovered a type of palm frond that cures constipation?

























    With fronds like those, who needs enemas?
     
  3. Esperanza_Nueva

    Esperanza_Nueva Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Don't you hate it when other people boink in your toilet?!?! :mad: Honestly, the audacity of folks these days!




    :p
     
  4. Guinastasia

    Guinastasia Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [Beavis]
    Hehehehe...POOP!!!
    [/Beavis]
     
  5. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I feel so at home here.
     
  6. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    Well you should, you are one of the founding members of the Fecal Force. Spreading poop information and humor to all in the JCC.
     
  7. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    i was just at Don Pablo's....the hottest bartender in the place was making poop jokes..........I almost told her about this place.
     
  8. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    I told my girlfriend about the poop discussions here. My girlfriend, who thinks I am the biggest loser for liking SW and an even bigger loser for posting on a SW message board, thinks that it is funny.
     
  9. Renderking_Fisk

    Renderking_Fisk Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Oct 18, 2002
    Good Times...

    Ever lose yourself in what ever you're reading during a "Download"?
     
  10. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Mar 29, 2004
    If my fiance only knew half the stuff I posted here.....I would be in sooooooooooooo much trouble!
     
  11. comet1440

    comet1440 Jedi Master star 4

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    Jan 25, 2004
    not another poop thread [face_plain]
     
  12. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    This is not a poop thread, it is a health and humor forum. We are the public service announcers for gastro-intestinal issues.
     
  13. NarundiJedi

    NarundiJedi Jedi Master star 6

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    My fiancé, who also thinks I'm insane for posting on a SW message board, loved that story about the lady at work who soiled the office chair. What ever happened to that lady? Did she resign? :p

    Jae Angel
     
  14. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    No...she is still at the company....though she hangs her head in shame everyday and talks to no one.
     
  15. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    We have one in our office too. She is over 60 and she inspired this thread. The first advice I posted in this thread was if you of retirement age and can't control your bowels, it is time to retire.
     
  16. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    I must join. I like poop humor. And my wife thinks I'm a major nerd for posting here. I want to be a part of the fecal force.

     
  17. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    Mortimer, there could not be a Fecal Force w/o you. Welcome aboard.
     
  18. Cheri

    Cheri Jedi Padawan star 4

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    We have a serious poop problem in our office too. We allow some guys go into the ladies room to wash their hands, because well, the other guys are pigs. So this guy asks for the key, goes in and about 15 minutes later, he comes out. How rude is it to go into the ladies room to drop a bomb?

    We also have a girl that likes to leave remnants from her poop visit in the toilet for all to enjoy. I'm not talking streaks, it's acutal fecal material still floating in the bowl, complete with soiled toilet paper. I'm her boss, so how should I address this with her? It's not a very nice thing to see.
     
  19. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    You should either give her a swirly in the bowl after she has used it or you should fire her.
     
  20. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    I vote swirly.

     
  21. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    I second the swirly motion



    OBK
     
  22. _princess_leia_

    _princess_leia_ Jedi Master star 6

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    Feb 23, 2004
    Ooooooo...I wanna join:)
     
  23. SLR

    SLR Jedi Knight star 5

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    princess leia, you are in but you must promise to post helpful gastro-intestinal advice or humorous poop comments.
     
  24. OBI-BEN-KENOBI

    OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Knight star 6

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    can I join too?
     
  25. _princess_leia_

    _princess_leia_ Jedi Master star 6

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    ok, but i gotta think of some good helpful advice and humorus comments:)