JCC The Fecal Force

Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.

  1. SLR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2002
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    This is a group to educate the JCC on matters related to gastro-intestinal issues. To ask questions and to give health related advice in that area. The initial members are: Darth_Smelly, K3PO, Darth-Horax, FareLenore and myself. New members are allowed.

    This thread will also be for poop related humor as well of course.

    First advice: if you can't control your bowels and you're over 60 years old, it is time to retire. Please stop coming to work and stinking up the office.

    malkie edit title changed at author's request
    malkie edit title changed back at author's request
  2. Balrog_Paradox Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Nov 1, 2003
    star 5
    Did you hear that they discovered a type of palm frond that cures constipation?

























    With fronds like those, who needs enemas?
  3. Esperanza_Nueva Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 23, 2003
    star 6
    Don't you hate it when other people boink in your toilet?!?! :mad: Honestly, the audacity of folks these days!




    :p
  4. Guinastasia Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 9, 2002
    star 6
    [Beavis]
    Hehehehe...POOP!!!
    [/Beavis]
  5. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 29, 2004
    star 4
    I feel so at home here.
  6. SLR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2002
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    Well you should, you are one of the founding members of the Fecal Force. Spreading poop information and humor to all in the JCC.
  7. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 29, 2004
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    i was just at Don Pablo's....the hottest bartender in the place was making poop jokes..........I almost told her about this place.
  8. SLR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2002
    star 5
    I told my girlfriend about the poop discussions here. My girlfriend, who thinks I am the biggest loser for liking SW and an even bigger loser for posting on a SW message board, thinks that it is funny.
  9. Renderking_Fisk Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 18, 2002
    star 1
    Good Times...

    Ever lose yourself in what ever you're reading during a "Download"?
  10. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 29, 2004
    star 4
    If my fiance only knew half the stuff I posted here.....I would be in sooooooooooooo much trouble!
  11. comet1440 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 25, 2004
    star 4
    not another poop thread [face_plain]
  12. SLR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2002
    star 5
    This is not a poop thread, it is a health and humor forum. We are the public service announcers for gastro-intestinal issues.
  13. NarundiJedi Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 8, 2001
    star 6
    My fiancé, who also thinks I'm insane for posting on a SW message board, loved that story about the lady at work who soiled the office chair. What ever happened to that lady? Did she resign? :p

    Jae Angel
  14. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 29, 2004
    star 4
    No...she is still at the company....though she hangs her head in shame everyday and talks to no one.
  15. SLR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2002
    star 5
    We have one in our office too. She is over 60 and she inspired this thread. The first advice I posted in this thread was if you of retirement age and can't control your bowels, it is time to retire.
  16. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    I must join. I like poop humor. And my wife thinks I'm a major nerd for posting here. I want to be a part of the fecal force.

  17. SLR Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 20, 2002
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    Mortimer, there could not be a Fecal Force w/o you. Welcome aboard.
  18. Cheri Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 24, 2000
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    We have a serious poop problem in our office too. We allow some guys go into the ladies room to wash their hands, because well, the other guys are pigs. So this guy asks for the key, goes in and about 15 minutes later, he comes out. How rude is it to go into the ladies room to drop a bomb?

    We also have a girl that likes to leave remnants from her poop visit in the toilet for all to enjoy. I'm not talking streaks, it's acutal fecal material still floating in the bowl, complete with soiled toilet paper. I'm her boss, so how should I address this with her? It's not a very nice thing to see.
  19. SLR Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 20, 2002
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    You should either give her a swirly in the bowl after she has used it or you should fire her.
  20. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
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  21. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 13, 2004
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    I second the swirly motion



    OBK
  22. _princess_leia_ Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 23, 2004
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  23. SLR Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 20, 2002
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    princess leia, you are in but you must promise to post helpful gastro-intestinal advice or humorous poop comments.
  24. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 13, 2004
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  25. _princess_leia_ Jedi Grand Master

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    Feb 23, 2004
    star 6
    ok, but i gotta think of some good helpful advice and humorus comments:)