JCC The Fecal Force

mud-butt, butt-mud, whats the difference...no matter how you say it it's fecal matter....

bottom brownie, feces, poop, hershey squirts, brown bomb, doodoo, dung, fecal matter, butt mud, floater, kaka, etc.

hey mortimer, how come you didn't say anything about making me a member???

 

poo

 

that too

 

Here's a couple bathroom signs to use in the office:

[image=http://www.abcteach.com/Extras/images/toilet2.jpg]

[image=http://www.allboards.co.uk/pubboards/novelty/eatnuts.jpg]

And for the ladies who complain about toilet seats being up:

[image=http://www.checktheseat.org/warning-feelstupid.jpg]

 

I must have that nut one.

 

nice signs...i think we should start a sign collection

 

You need a sign of Mort from Family Guy saying "Flush once for the bulk and twice for the remainder!" to remind that woman to flush her floaters.

Jae Angel

 

Good morning....Is everyone "healthy" so far today?

 

Guten morgen. I'm gonna go drop a couple bombs in a moment or two, I can feel it.

 

"Spaceballs!"

"Oh $#!%, there goes the planet."

 

[image=http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v104/aviator/crap.jpg]

Huhh huhhu huhhuhhh.....

 

Whoever was just in the restroom before me left a puddle of sweat on the toilet seat. There were little sweat beads all over.

 

hmmm...i wonder if there is a sign for this type of thiing....

 

Whoever was just in the restroom before me left a puddle of sweat on the toilet seat. There were little sweat beads all over.

Be glad that that was all that was left.

 

Be glad that that was all that was left.

good point

 

It's disgusting........knowing that someone's arse sweat is caked on the seat just disturbs me. Who poops that hard that they break out in a sweat like that.

 

What is worse is when you are in a public bathroom, minding your own business, dispelling some fecal matter and then SOMONE COMES IN THE STALL BESIDE YOU AND TAKES A CRAP! I'm not talking about just anyone here. I'm talking about those people who come in the stall beside you and all you hear is BLAT! BLAT! BLAT! *GRUNT* BLAAAAAAAT!

It's freaking disgusting. Doesn't anybody know how to poop without letting their fecal gases bust out your ear drums? When I'm there I at least try to be quiet.

 

when you put it that way, it sounds a lot worse...just use a different toilet

 

If there's someone in the stall(s) next to me, I try to make as much noise as possible. I enjoy giving people something to think/talk/post about later.

 

sometimes you at least need a curtousy flush, i mean, try to reduce the smell a little

 

They could be asking, "Who does #2 work for?"

 

Oh, and KIDS!!!! I HATE, and I'm saying HAAAATE, when somebody brings there 3 or 4 year old in the bathroom and lets them run loose. So there you are, minding your own business, relieving yourself, and you look down and there's this little kid staring up at you.

 

you should try being a parent that has to go to the bathroom.

 

I've never had thatexperience in the bathroom, but i've had it happen while i was trying on clothes...

has anyone ever had to ask a stranger for toilet paper?

 

Oh man, running out of toilet paper in the public bathroom is the WORST! To this I will just allude to a nice poem I've seen on the bathroom walls:

Here I sit in stinking vapor,
Looking for some toilet paper.
Now I can no longer linger,
Look out a$$ here comes my finger!