JCC The Fecal Force

Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.

  1. Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Master

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    Jul 4, 2006
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    I just ordered the last copy of that book from Amazon. Review coming soon.
  2. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    I eagerly await this review.

    In other news, I had a very farty morning, as I usually do as my bowels prepare for the daily release, but today's morning dump consisted of small stringy sinkers. The bouquet was foul enough but the overall sense of relief was...unsatisfying.

  3. BLACKJEBUS Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jan 9, 2002
    star 4
    Last night I ate barbecued jerk pork loin with some grilled corn and a home made salsa. I was delicious.

    A few minutes ago I crapped out a squishy, hot turd that felt like a spicy milkshake. My anus feels like I used it to open a bottle of tobasco sauce.
  4. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    I open all of my condiments that way.

  5. BLACKJEBUS Force Ghost

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    Jan 9, 2002
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    My anal sphincter is too loose to actually open one.
  6. Evil Incarnate Force Ghost

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    Aug 18, 2003
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    I discovered goji berries a couple of days ago, they have made my crap a little softer than usual.

    Evil.
  7. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    How about a jar of pickles?

  8. ask-the-younglings Jedi Youngling

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    Jan 18, 2004
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    Am I going nuts or did Darth Horax post a page or so ago?
  9. BLACKJEBUS Force Ghost

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    Jan 9, 2002
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    I'm afraid I might lose the jar.
  10. Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Master

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    Jul 4, 2006
    star 4
    Got the book. Leafed through it. Looks quite promising. Never thought of some of these dumping positions.
  11. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
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  12. Evil Incarnate Force Ghost

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  13. Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Master

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    I wanna marry that girl. She's my hero.
  14. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
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    I'm sorry, you can't. That's my girl, and she's spoken for.

    (She had me at "CUPPA CHEESE!")

  15. Sauntaero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2003
    star 4
    My poo has been really hard the last couple days--makes it hurt when it comes out. :(

    On the bright side, I'm eating lots of Craisins today in hopes that helps get things flowing! Mmm sweet deliciousness.
  16. SK_Skywalker Jedi Master

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    May 30, 2011
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    ouch!!!!![face_laugh] :eek:
  17. Sauntaero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2003
    star 4
    My poo has been really hard the last couple days--makes it hurt when it comes out. :(

    On the bright side, I'm eating lots of Craisins today in hopes that helps get things flowing! Mmm sweet deliciousness.
  18. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    Still?

    We had Chicken Kiev last night and this morning all of its buttery goodness came out in the form of light brown, foul-smelling, "blast-pop" sinkers.

  19. Sauntaero Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 2003
    star 4
    Interesting. That posted again, a day later.

    Anyway, it has gotten better. I had a nice, long, cleansing **** this morning.
  20. Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Master

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    Jul 4, 2006
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    I dropped a turd the other day that had a face.
  21. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    What I left in the bowl this morning can best be described as "gravy spray."

  22. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    Aug 19, 2003
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    I have finally achieved a true level of success. I have eaten so much black licorice in between meals recently that it has been one uninterrupted week of getting up from the toilet and seeing what can only be Swamp Thing attacking my home via my plumbing. Green, moss-like, stranded... I am now a fully functioning walking assembly line for Muck Monsters...
  23. BLACKJEBUS Force Ghost

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    Jan 9, 2002
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    My crap this morning was stringy, and looked a lot like I squeezed out an entire tube of dark green toothpaste into the toilet.
  24. OBI-BEN-KENOBI Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 13, 2004
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    Jesus Christ this still exists?

    Hmm, I am a founding member and yet I have chronic stomach problems and see a Gastroenterologist. I dishonor you, and myself.
  25. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    Jebus, was it the glossy, smooth kind, or the gritty substantial kind? As for today, I have crapped twice. Once this morning when I woke up (didn't even have coffee yet) and exploded out about four thin potato-like turds, and then again after work I let out a less satisfying long soft log that sank to the bottom and only stuck out of the drain a few inches, so that I could not properly guage the length of the turd.

    Also, OBK!!! Where have you been?!