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JCC The Fecal Force

Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.

  1. Krusty_the_Clone

    Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Towering Inferno
     
  2. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Gah, Yellow Submarine. [face_tired]

    Evil.
     
  3. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Excellent responses!


    Today's was practically eternal. Twice I had to visit the cold cold outhouse, as the home I'm working on has no toilets/water service yet. I shall describe it as "The Neverending Story."

     
  4. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Today, I'd say "Gone in 60 seconds". I was in and out of that bathroom in less than a minute. Quite a feat considering the size of dump that I took.

    Evil.
     
  5. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "Take Aim and Fire" by GG ALLIN.

    Double points for a song by a guy who took the majority of his dumps on stage in the middle of a concert.

    And proceeded to throw the excrement at his audience.
     
  6. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Today's Fecal Matter Expulsion will forever be known as "Dark Water".

    Evil.
     
  7. BLACKJEBUS

    BLACKJEBUS Jedi Master star 4

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    Children of the Corn.
     
  8. Evil Incarnate

    Evil Incarnate Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    On Golden Pond...

    yup, that's all I've got for today. :p

    Evil.
     
  9. Magellan_the_Cat

    Magellan_the_Cat Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Good ideas: garlic, "Thai hot" drunk noodle chicken

    Bad ideas: apple juice, curry, and chocolate within a 1/2 hour time frame.

    Had a cake with black black, super black frosting.
    next day the bowl was bluish green.

     
  10. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    "Monster in a Box" best describes what happened today. At every jobsite I work on there's an outhouse, as usually there are no functioning toilets installed yet, so we (the workers) get to experience the joy of pooping in an outhouse. Anyway, this morning the water in the outhouse was frozen over and I let slip a big steaming behemoth of a turd. I heard it hit the ice with a hollow "plop" followed by a slow fizzing melting noise as it slowly ate its way through the ice and sank into the murky blue...which I was able to watch as well.

    It was nothing short of glorious.

     
  11. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    beautiful. i don't think i've ever pooped in an outhouse, but i've hit up plenty o' porta-potties. there's something really wonderful about portas.
     
  12. Krusty_the_Clone

    Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes portas are great.

    Today 'Twister'.
     
  13. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz JC Head Admin & Community Manager star 8 Staff Member Administrator

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    [image=http://i.imgur.com/Pk4xd.jpg]
     
  14. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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  15. Krusty_the_Clone

    Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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  16. SK_Skywalker

    SK_Skywalker Jedi Knight star 1

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
     
  17. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Anecdotes like that make me wish I was back in college.

     
  18. BLACKJEBUS

    BLACKJEBUS Jedi Master star 4

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    Yesterday morning I was working at my desk and felt the need to take a big dump. So I went to the bathroom stall to drop the kids off at the pool.

    While I was quietly sitting on the toilet, butt relaxed, and had a long thick brownsnake halfway pushed out of my colon, the fire alarm suddenly went off. LOUD! In my startled state I clenched my anus, which "sucked" that long thick turd right back up my butt.

    I couldn't re-crap it out while the alarm was blasting away, and I felt a considerable amount of pain on my o-ring. So I quickly wiped and hobbled, very uncomfortably, outdoors to the muster point. After we were let back inside the building, my butt ached and I couldn't poop again for a couple of hours. This has only happened to me once before, but that ruined my day.
     
  19. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    I feel genuine sympathy for you man, but that made me laugh really hard.

     
  20. BLACKJEBUS

    BLACKJEBUS Jedi Master star 4

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    Today's dump was like a never-ending stream of green oatmeal.

    It didn't have much of a smell, though.
     
  21. Eeth-my-Koth

    Eeth-my-Koth Jedi Grand Master star 9

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    I must have been a naughty boy this year.
    I've had the craps all day. [face_frustrated]
     
  22. BLACKJEBUS

    BLACKJEBUS Jedi Master star 4

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    My dump this morning looked like I emptied a jar of jumbo pickles into the toilet. It smelled like an open carton of milk that was left in the sun for a week.
     
  23. Krusty_the_Clone

    Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Your turds were green?
     
  24. BLACKJEBUS

    BLACKJEBUS Jedi Master star 4

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    Yup, my turds were green.

    Last night at around 10:00 pm I had a horrible bout of diarrhea. There was abdominal pain, farts, rancid smells, and I used up an entire roll of toilet paper before having to have a shower to properly clean myself. It was awful.
     
  25. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    You should write romance novels man.

    Today I was doing the post-Christmas chaos clean-up, and trying to locate all the stray Legos and little plastic things/parts of toys that made their way through the house over the last few days, and I had the urge to poop. Not just the standard "I gotta go" type urge, but the sudden "If I don't stand still and cross my legs there's gonna be a mess" type of urge. After enduring that sensation twice, I stopped what I was doing and high-tailed it to the toilet. It was one of those dumps that began its exit before my pants had reached my knees and my buttocks had touched the seat. Also it was soft, but explosive and came with a feeling of relief akin to coiling out a big log, yet when I looked back afterward, there was only a mass of cloudy brown water with a few bergs and clumpy little floaters. I'm sure the greater mass was hidden beneath the murky surface of the water, but to experience such a joyful sensation and be rewarded with little visual was just a wee bit frustrating.