JCC The Fecal Force

Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.

  1. Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Master

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  2. duende Force Ghost

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  3. Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Master

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    I'm wafting it tord you right now.
  4. duende Force Ghost

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  5. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    So over the weekend I had massive log-like floaters...I mean thick bastards that required more than one flush. Yesterday and today, not so much. Clumpy little colonies that sank to the bottom of the bowl. Just thought I'd keep everyone informed.

  6. Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Master

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    Thanks for the update. My dumps have been run of the mill lately.
  7. darthtenbiscuits Force Ghost

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    I don't know if this has been posted here yet (it's actually an old story) but it's pretty rad.

    poop lol
  8. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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  9. _princess_leia_ Jedi Grand Master

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    6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Modern World

    We here at Cracked take pride in our research department's ability to find the most mundane things and figure out how they changed the world, and also to make as many poop jokes in a 2,000-word article as is humanly possible. Delight in the head-on collision between the two as we discuss how poop has managed to change the world in utterly profound ways.
  10. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    That was beautiful.

    So was the massive log I gave birth to this morning.

  11. Darth_Smelly Jedi Master

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    What is your favorite laxative???

    I prefer Miralax.....so gentle and soothing. What do you use?
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  12. harpua Chosen One

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  13. ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio

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  14. WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Grand Master

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  15. darthhelinith Force Ghost

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  16. harpua Chosen One

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  17. honeybadger Jedi Grand Master

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    Green smoothie: whole avocado, 2 handfuls of spinach, 2 sticks of celery, 1 green pepper, 1/2 cucumber, a lump of ginger, a bunch of flat leaf parsley and a sqeeze of lime juice.

    Part of my breakfast when training for a tough mudder. Worked a treat.
  18. honeybadger Jedi Grand Master

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    What's going on? I'm busy collecting orange headbands and being worked half to death for a while and suddenly no-one wants to talk about sculpting life-sized effigies a of Julie Andrews and the family von Trapp out of midget poop? Or share their research notes on attempts to pebbledash their neighbour's house after four plates of vindaloo and a gallon of prune juice?

    JCC, you disappoint.
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  19. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    i was in a public restroom today and i heard someone standing up getting ready to leave after doing their business (the poop business) and i shouted "DON'T FLUSH THAT TOILET IT'S BROKEN". the person took my word for it and thanked me and left the restroom. then i went into that stall and had an absolute FEAST. really hit the spot let me tell you and i'm still feeling great about it. fantastic day!
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  20. thesevegetables Jedi Grand Master

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    @AAAAAH
    AAAAAH

    I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND THIS LITTLE GEM SOONER OR LATER
  21. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    do you happen to be playing with yourself right now? i'm just curious.
  22. thesevegetables Jedi Grand Master

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  23. honeybadger Jedi Grand Master

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    Thank you, AAAAAH. Your tale of Oddyssean cunning and a feast of human excrement has restored my faith in these boards.
  24. AAAAAH Jedi Grand Master

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    i admit i don't contribute as much as i used to to the cause, but i still love it and want to see it thrive.
  25. honeybadger Jedi Grand Master

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    Excellent! I'm gonna eat a plate of 3 day old sea food and finger paint with vomit to celebrate :)
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