Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.
I farted today
may i smell it?
I'm wafting it tord you right now.
yes! i can't wait!
So over the weekend I had massive log-like floaters...I mean thick bastards that required more than one flush. Yesterday and today, not so much. Clumpy little colonies that sank to the bottom of the bowl. Just thought I'd keep everyone informed.
Thanks for the update. My dumps have been run of the mill lately.
I don't know if this has been posted here yet (it's actually an old story) but it's pretty rad.
When road signs get hacked I always lol.
Also...Poop could be the future!
6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Modern World
We here at Cracked take pride in our research department's ability to find the most mundane things and figure out how they changed the world, and also to make as many poop jokes in a 2,000-word article as is humanly possible. Delight in the head-on collision between the two as we discuss how poop has managed to change the world in utterly profound ways.
That was beautiful.
So was the massive log I gave birth to this morning.
What is your favorite laxative???
I prefer Miralax.....so gentle and soothing. What do you use?
Green smoothie: whole avocado, 2 handfuls of spinach, 2 sticks of celery, 1 green pepper, 1/2 cucumber, a lump of ginger, a bunch of flat leaf parsley and a sqeeze of lime juice.
Part of my breakfast when training for a tough mudder. Worked a treat.
What's going on? I'm busy collecting orange headbands and being worked half to death for a while and suddenly no-one wants to talk about sculpting life-sized effigies a of Julie Andrews and the family von Trapp out of midget poop? Or share their research notes on attempts to pebbledash their neighbour's house after four plates of vindaloo and a gallon of prune juice?
JCC, you disappoint.
i was in a public restroom today and i heard someone standing up getting ready to leave after doing their business (the poop business) and i shouted "DON'T FLUSH THAT TOILET IT'S BROKEN". the person took my word for it and thanked me and left the restroom. then i went into that stall and had an absolute FEAST. really hit the spot let me tell you and i'm still feeling great about it. fantastic day!
I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND THIS LITTLE GEM SOONER OR LATER
do you happen to be playing with yourself right now? i'm just curious.
Thank you, AAAAAH. Your tale of Oddyssean cunning and a feast of human excrement has restored my faith in these boards.
i admit i don't contribute as much as i used to to the cause, but i still love it and want to see it thrive.
Excellent! I'm gonna eat a plate of 3 day old sea food and finger paint with vomit to celebrate