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JCC The Fecal Force

Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.

  1. Krusty_the_Clone

    Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I farted today
     
  2. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    may i smell it?
     
  3. Krusty_the_Clone

    Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I'm wafting it tord you right now.
     
  4. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    yes! i can't wait!
     
  5. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    So over the weekend I had massive log-like floaters...I mean thick bastards that required more than one flush. Yesterday and today, not so much. Clumpy little colonies that sank to the bottom of the bowl. Just thought I'd keep everyone informed.

     
  6. Krusty_the_Clone

    Krusty_the_Clone Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Thanks for the update. My dumps have been run of the mill lately.
     
  7. darthtenbiscuits

    darthtenbiscuits Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I don't know if this has been posted here yet (it's actually an old story) but it's pretty rad.

    [link=http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/03/15/Electronic-road-sign-reads-POOP-LOL/UPI-97761300217336/]poop lol[/link]
     
  8. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    When road signs get hacked I always lol.

    Also...[link=http://www.poopreport.com/BM%20newswires/ponderers-panda-poo-possibly-solve-petrol-problems.html]Poop could be the future![/link]

     
  9. _princess_leia_

    _princess_leia_ Jedi Master star 6

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    [link=http://www.cracked.com/article_19720_6-mind-blowing-ways-poop-created-modern-world.html]6 Mind-Blowing Ways Poop Created the Modern World[/link]

    We here at Cracked take pride in our research department's ability to find the most mundane things and figure out how they changed the world, and also to make as many poop jokes in a 2,000-word article as is humanly possible. Delight in the head-on collision between the two as we discuss how poop has managed to change the world in utterly profound ways.
     
  10. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    That was beautiful.

    So was the massive log I gave birth to this morning.

     
  11. Darth_Smelly

    Darth_Smelly Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What is your favorite laxative???

    I prefer Miralax.....so gentle and soothing. What do you use?
     
  12. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Rotten poultry.
     
  13. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Pie cherries
     
  14. WIERD_GREEN_MAN

    WIERD_GREEN_MAN Jedi Knight star 4

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    This thread.
     
  15. darthhelinith

    darthhelinith Jedi Master star 5

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  16. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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  17. honeybadger

    honeybadger Jedi Knight star 1

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    Green smoothie: whole avocado, 2 handfuls of spinach, 2 sticks of celery, 1 green pepper, 1/2 cucumber, a lump of ginger, a bunch of flat leaf parsley and a sqeeze of lime juice.

    Part of my breakfast when training for a tough mudder. Worked a treat.
     
  18. honeybadger

    honeybadger Jedi Knight star 1

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    What's going on? I'm busy collecting orange headbands and being worked half to death for a while and suddenly no-one wants to talk about sculpting life-sized effigies a of Julie Andrews and the family von Trapp out of midget poop? Or share their research notes on attempts to pebbledash their neighbour's house after four plates of vindaloo and a gallon of prune juice?

    JCC, you disappoint.
     
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  19. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i was in a public restroom today and i heard someone standing up getting ready to leave after doing their business (the poop business) and i shouted "DON'T FLUSH THAT TOILET IT'S BROKEN". the person took my word for it and thanked me and left the restroom. then i went into that stall and had an absolute FEAST. really hit the spot let me tell you and i'm still feeling great about it. fantastic day!
     
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  20. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    AAAAAH
    AAAAAH

    I KNEW YOU WOULD FIND THIS LITTLE GEM SOONER OR LATER
     
  21. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    do you happen to be playing with yourself right now? i'm just curious.
     
  22. thesevegetables

    thesevegetables Jedi Knight star 4

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    Nov 11, 2012
  23. honeybadger

    honeybadger Jedi Knight star 1

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    Thank you, AAAAAH. Your tale of Oddyssean cunning and a feast of human excrement has restored my faith in these boards.
     
  24. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    i admit i don't contribute as much as i used to to the cause, but i still love it and want to see it thrive.
     
  25. honeybadger

    honeybadger Jedi Knight star 1

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    Excellent! I'm gonna eat a plate of 3 day old sea food and finger paint with vomit to celebrate :)
     
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