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JCC The Fecal Force

Discussion in 'Community' started by SLR, May 25, 2004.

  1. VadersLaMent

    VadersLaMent Chosen One star 10

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  2. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    Finally, a thread for me. Thanks to the fellow boarder who directed me to it!
     
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  3. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    Do ewoks get clumps of pewp stuck in their fur?
     
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  4. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    Do you need tee pee for your bunghole?

    Both of those are existential questions, my friend.
     
  5. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yes, but they clean each other up, like cats clean their kittens... it's a bi-weekly ass cleaning shindig.
     
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  6. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    Watch The Haunted Village. They have soap.

    Funny, I used to work for Lush. It all makes sense.
     
  7. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    So harpua... I happen to know that you have some epic, armageddon-strength laxatives and no longer have a personal need for them.

    I think the Great Minds of the fecal force need to hatch a plan to make good use of them...

    Mortimer Snerd, wall of sick and other gentlefolk, let's don our thinking caps.
     
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  8. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    Yeah, man... I've got a full, unopened bottle, and half of another!
     
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  9. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    With the right plan, that could be a world-changing amount of industrial strength laxative.
     
  10. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    With how my guts are acting, I may be needing them soon.
     
  11. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    This is hard core nuclear ****.

    Seriously... if you've got three week old layers of poop backed up in you, this is the stuff you need. If you've got some mild stomach thing, you should go with something milder. :p
     
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  12. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Darn, and I wanted the feeling of having to hold onto the toilet for dear life.

    Nah, this is just the usual IBS crap. Literally.
     
  13. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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  14. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I want in on this.
     
  15. TrakNar

    TrakNar Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    My cat is on antibiotics and they give her the runs. She's missed the catbox twice now.
     
  16. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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  17. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    There is hope for my problem, then.
     
  18. Mortimer Snerd

    Mortimer Snerd Force Ghost star 4

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    The hero Akron needs...
     
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  19. Harpua

    Harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I wonder if he has a hit list, or if these cars are randomly selected.
     
  20. slightly_unhinged

    slightly_unhinged Jedi Master star 4

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    That's exactly the kind of enterprising individual we need.
     
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  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    sex toilet - better call saul
     
  22. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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  23. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    there is no clearer critique than a turd in a box
     
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  24. Ewok Poet

    Ewok Poet Force Ghost star 6

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    I agree. And the funny thing is that they censored the news: the red boxes were in front of many other government buildings, too.
     
  25. I Are The Internets

    I Are The Internets Shelf of Shame Host star 9 VIP - Game Host

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    Wonder if the person wears a costume?
     
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