JCC The Fecal Force

And their balls!

 

I have never mysteriously pooped.

 

Wait so you've never pooped, or you've never pooped sneakily?

 

WAIT. I think I qualify for a sneak poop but it was an accident. In New York there is a Wendy's where I just had to go. No problems. I did my thing, cleaned up, and hit the flush handle. Faster than an Olympic sprinter on steroids the water rose to the rim! I could not stop it! it flooded over and went everywhere! I ran outta there and told no one. I decided not to return for many months.

 

You monster.

 

"Poopetrator", I'm stealing that.

 

Poop themed coffee shop! <3




http://dangerousminds.net/comments/south_koreas_poop_themed_coffeeshop

 

Will they use coffee beans that were pooped out of monkeys?

 

lol.... best commercial ever.

 

They make chocolate covered coffee beans....

I'm tempted to buy one of these for my dad. Yeah he gets kicks out of stuff like this

 

I have a friend who teaches English in SK... I'm sending him there.

 

I'm not sure I like these boards anymore. It may be bRANfLAKES fault for not keeping the place in order but when a living legend and slayer of so-called mythological creatures, Albert_Normandy, gets a frosty reception, you know that something is altogether rummy. Rummy, I say.

Shame on you, Jedi Conchshell. Shame on you.

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No one lifts, no one talks about poop... what's wrong with you all?

I'm dieting now, but I've just come out of 6 weeks of averaging 8,000 calories/day. Really tough to eat that much, by the way. Had to rely a lot on liquid food, especially for protein.

Epic toilet shenanigans though. Voluminous great mounds of turd. Real sense of achievement every morning

 

Sense of achievement indeed. Why aren't we allowed to be proud of an epic poo?

 

Hey poop fans, you should check out a recent episode of the podcast "How Stuff Works". It's about poop.

There is even a poop scale of quality. So while it's popular to say you're going number two, you should really be aiming for a number four.

 

Just don't press the 'call for attention' button in the disabled toilets. People come and break the door down and they aren't very happy when you tell them 'Look! Look what I made!'

 

Well, ever since I got married, most of my poop talks are with my husband. So.

 

Then he's a lucky guy, 'Rella

 

Hi Pete!

 

Hey Kristie

I just bought a new pocket knife. There was a weird little note in the box reminded me of this place and all you crazy yanks.



And then I saw the abortion thread and though 'yep, them's gen-ew-wine 'Muricans there... probly got names like Chuck Buck'

Edit:- for all the 'wrong side of the Atlantic' lunacy of the message above, it's a really good knife!

 

*Dr. Evil air quotes*

 

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