The Fellowship of the Hangar: In Memory of Valyn's Hangar and the Dozen who Hung there

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  1. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Mar 2, 2002
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    Welcome, friends! It is I, Valyn! We are gathered here on this day to celebrate the anniversary and memory of one of the greatest monumental periods of current EUC history! We are here to pay tribute to and honor the brave warriors who strived to be a part of something special, to fight the good fight all across the galaxy and dare to go where not even the EUDF dared to go--to realms of absurdity, vulgarity, and bravery!

    They were and are the proud, the strong, the horny, and the many, Valyn's Dozen!

    I present to you the names of the very first souls courageous enough to brake away from the mundane and fight for a galaxy in which freedom from Purist oppression, Yuuzhan Vong Slavery, and censorship or restraint of feelings and speech could thrive!

    I present to you, the very first rogue pilots of Valyn's many Dozen Avengers:

    The Veterans

    Dozen Lead: Valyn

    Dozen One: Fire_Light

    Dozen Two: Papercutshurt

    Dozen Three: C-3PX

    Dozen Four: KorFallon

    Dozen Five: Otto_den_Ktulu

    Dozen Six: JediHobbit

    Dozen Seven: JediStryker

    Dozen Eight: (Otto's old gf--name forgotten)

    Dozen Nine: Kyp_side_of_TheForce

    Dozen Ten: lightknight

    Dozen Eleven: Rev_Leidu

    Dozen Twelve: Dead_Bothan_Spy

    Dozen Thirteen: Shadaloo

    Dozen Fourteen: saberlord99

    Dozen Fifteen: Descendant_of_Dorme

    Dozen Sixteen: Master_Ari

    Dozen Seventeen: SaberGiiett7

    Dozen Psychiatrist: IcKy_SqUeKy

    Dozen Security: jacensky315

    Dozen Tease: RogueJeedai

    Dozen Kid: Jodo Fett

    Dozen Hottie: Friend_of_Skylark


    And with the few defeats and many successes achieved by this valiant group of Jedi, rogues, attention-whores, and drunks, their fame and wealth grew into the manifestation of the second phase!


    The Second Phase

    Dozen Lead: Valyn

    Dozen One: Fire_Light

    Dozen Two: C-3PX

    Dozen Three: Ysanne_Isard

    Dozen Four: New_York_Jedi

    Dozen Five: Moyima

    Dozen Six: JediHobbit

    Dozen Seven: IcKy_SqUeKy

    Dozen Eight: CptCorranHorn

    Dozen Nine: Jedi_Loon

    Dozen Ten: Dead_Bothan_Spy

    Dozen Eleven: Thok



    But their adventures did not end there--no! With expeditions and ordeals aplenty, the Dozen realized the need for a stable base of operations, somewhere they could let their feet rest and kick back with their friends and allies with a drink or two. Somewhere they could be themselves amidst good--and often pleasurable--company.

    I bring you the memory of the Hangar and those who did their part to maintain and treasure its glory:

    The Hangar

    Proprietor: Valyn

    Financial Manager: Fire_Light

    Bartender: C-3PX

    Valyn's Apprentice: New_York_Jedi

    Valyn's Bodyguard: Dead_Bothan_Spy

    Valyn's Hand(/Special Operative): GrandAdmiralJello

    Valyn's Wife #1: Moyima

    Valyn's Wife #2: Ysanne_Isard

    Barback: Thok

    Bouncer: CptCorranHorn

    Hangar Enforcer: SaberGiiett7

    Hangar Cook: Moyima

    Hangar Waiter: IcKy_SqUeKy

    Hanger Jester: jacensky315

    Hangar Seductress: Mistryl

    Hangar Custodian/Technician: Fier_Light

    Hangar Outcast: GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE



    Now, friends, let is pay our respects to those vigilant vigilantes who fought for all the wrong reasons but with all the right stuff!

    Come check out the new Valyn's Hangar, here.
  2. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 3, 2002
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    *pays tribute to teh hangar*
  3. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 7, 2003
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    I hope this is a joke! *looks at list again* I so hope this is a joke.
  4. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Grand Master

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    Those were the good ole days
  5. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 7, 2003
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    Well then I guess I'll just have to help then. *throws money at Valyn* there's my "tribute"! Spread it around.
  6. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Mar 2, 2002
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    Valyn's Hand(/Special Operative): GrandAdmiralJello

    *giggles at the memory*
  7. hudzu Chosen One

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    Jun 1, 2003
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    //*beginhomage*//mjgmblr

    I do not deserve to be here...for I am such a n00b...but I have heard the legends...the legends of the great Valyn and his Dozen and plus!

    Their exploits are famous, and their mouths dirty. Somehow through and through they survived...Gotta love cool mods ;) . Anyways... I wish I had been a Dozen...but I alas, was not...I prolly woulda been shot anyway...


    //*endhomage*//mjgmblr
  8. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

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    Valyn are you serius?
  9. hudzu Chosen One

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    Thats a REALLY stupid question Flanders.
  10. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Grand Master

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    I remember the shock when the hanger got locked and you got banned valyn
  11. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Somehow through and through they survived...Gotta love cool mods

    Sadly, not all of us survived. Let our hearts go out to Papercutshurt, who had originally ask for his name to be hidden from the roster for fear of recieving unwanted attention from his wingmates in the EUDF. To Papercutshurt, who was shot down by a mod and who will never again be able to soar with the Dozen he secretly cherished.

    And though we recieved the respect of mods, there was one, the Dark Aggressor--also known as...DA--who oppossed the Dozen and all it stood for. It was he, this Dark Aggressor, who sought to decapitate the head of the Dozen and their Hangar.

    Our battles were many, but in the end...I am still here. Alive and well.

    *lifts goblet*
  12. Daughter_of_Yubyub Force Ghost

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    Jul 8, 2002
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    Ah, the summer of '02...

    Dev, this is all true. Well, he made it prettier, but this all really happened in... was it July or August? I know it was shortly after I joined the EUDF that the whole kerfuffle started.

    I notice you didn't mention how the hangar was closed down. :p

    YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

    EDIT: Well, not in the first post. :p
  13. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 3, 2002
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    heh, teh ewok one is right. :p
  14. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 7, 2003
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    Hmm maybe the summer of '04 can be even better.
  15. hudzu Chosen One

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    Ah...the bad side you never told me about Valyn... hiss to your propaganda... :p
  16. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Grand Master

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    I prefer summer 05 as comeback summer
  17. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

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    Valyn is famous. How did you not know of him?
  18. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    Sep 3, 2002
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    i feel that axl person is right.
  19. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

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  20. WarmasterDan Jedi Grand Master

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    02 was the year AOTC came out. 05 is when episode 3 comes ouit.
  21. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Grand Master

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    The post episode 3 era. The return of the Outlander Club....
  22. Valyn Force Ghost

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    Mar 2, 2002
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    Yub: There were two Hangars, and one "tribute" Hangar erected by someone other than me. And AXL also erected his own version of the Hangar.

    The first Hangar was locked after it reached way beyond the post-limit. The second Hangar, though boasting a stunning post-rate, was locked when its leader, the mighty Valyn, fell victim to a macabre plot of seduction used by the Hangar's Hottie, Valyn's beloved at the time, to destroy the Hangar. The Enchantress disliked the Hangar, disliked the Dozen. She refused to join the ranks despite being invited a great many times, despite the fact that her lover at the time was the hero behind it all.

    In the end, it was she who brought the Hangar to its knees, spearing it with its only weakness--its irresistable lust for pleasure.

    Oh, times of woe those were! The Time of the Great Fall! *waves hand dramatically in the air*


  23. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Grand Master

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    May 8, 2002
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    I liekd my version of the hanger best.
  24. Dev_Binks Jedi Grand Master

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    Aug 7, 2003
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    *punches Valyn* shut up stop being a drama-queen-king.
  25. hudzu Chosen One

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2003
    star 6
    And what is to stop Valyn from making another hanger?


    ...Dev? Why dont you go stalk some people who like you? Oh wait...There are none! Go die!
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