The Fellowship of the Hangar: In Memory of Valyn's Hangar and the Dozen who Hung there

Welcome, friends! It is I, Valyn! We are gathered here on this day to celebrate the anniversary and memory of one of the greatest monumental periods of current EUC history! We are here to pay tribute to and honor the brave warriors who strived to be a part of something special, to fight the good fight all across the galaxy and dare to go where not even the EUDF dared to go--to realms of absurdity, vulgarity, and bravery!

They were and are the proud, the strong, the horny, and the many, Valyn's Dozen!

I present to you the names of the very first souls courageous enough to brake away from the mundane and fight for a galaxy in which freedom from Purist oppression, Yuuzhan Vong Slavery, and censorship or restraint of feelings and speech could thrive!

I present to you, the very first rogue pilots of Valyn's many Dozen Avengers:

The Veterans

Dozen Lead: Valyn

Dozen One: Fire_Light

Dozen Two: Papercutshurt

Dozen Three: C-3PX

Dozen Four: KorFallon

Dozen Five: Otto_den_Ktulu

Dozen Six: JediHobbit

Dozen Seven: JediStryker

Dozen Eight: (Otto's old gf--name forgotten)

Dozen Nine: Kyp_side_of_TheForce

Dozen Ten: lightknight

Dozen Eleven: Rev_Leidu

Dozen Twelve: Dead_Bothan_Spy

Dozen Thirteen: Shadaloo

Dozen Fourteen: saberlord99

Dozen Fifteen: Descendant_of_Dorme

Dozen Sixteen: Master_Ari

Dozen Seventeen: SaberGiiett7

Dozen Psychiatrist: IcKy_SqUeKy

Dozen Security: jacensky315

Dozen Tease: RogueJeedai

Dozen Kid: Jodo Fett

Dozen Hottie: Friend_of_Skylark


And with the few defeats and many successes achieved by this valiant group of Jedi, rogues, attention-whores, and drunks, their fame and wealth grew into the manifestation of the second phase!


The Second Phase

Dozen Lead: Valyn

Dozen One: Fire_Light

Dozen Two: C-3PX

Dozen Three: Ysanne_Isard

Dozen Four: New_York_Jedi

Dozen Five: Moyima

Dozen Six: JediHobbit

Dozen Seven: IcKy_SqUeKy

Dozen Eight: CptCorranHorn

Dozen Nine: Jedi_Loon

Dozen Ten: Dead_Bothan_Spy

Dozen Eleven: Thok


But their adventures did not end there--no! With expeditions and ordeals aplenty, the Dozen realized the need for a stable base of operations, somewhere they could let their feet rest and kick back with their friends and allies with a drink or two. Somewhere they could be themselves amidst good--and often pleasurable--company.

I bring you the memory of the Hangar and those who did their part to maintain and treasure its glory:

The Hangar

Proprietor: Valyn

Financial Manager: Fire_Light

Bartender: C-3PX

Valyn's Apprentice: New_York_Jedi

Valyn's Bodyguard: Dead_Bothan_Spy

Valyn's Hand(/Special Operative): GrandAdmiralJello

Valyn's Wife #1: Moyima

Valyn's Wife #2: Ysanne_Isard

Barback: Thok

Bouncer: CptCorranHorn

Hangar Enforcer: SaberGiiett7

Hangar Cook: Moyima

Hangar Waiter: IcKy_SqUeKy

Hanger Jester: jacensky315

Hangar Seductress: Mistryl

Hangar Custodian/Technician: Fier_Light

Hangar Outcast: GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE


Now, friends, let is pay our respects to those vigilant vigilantes who fought for all the wrong reasons but with all the right stuff!

Come check out the new Valyn's Hangar, here.

 

*pays tribute to teh hangar*

 

I hope this is a joke! *looks at list again* I so hope this is a joke.

 

Those were the good ole days

 

Well then I guess I'll just have to help then. *throws money at Valyn* there's my "tribute"! Spread it around.

 

Valyn's Hand(/Special Operative): GrandAdmiralJello

*giggles at the memory*

 

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I do not deserve to be here...for I am such a n00b...but I have heard the legends...the legends of the great Valyn and his Dozen and plus!

Their exploits are famous, and their mouths dirty. Somehow through and through they survived...Gotta love cool mods . Anyways... I wish I had been a Dozen...but I alas, was not...I prolly woulda been shot anyway...


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Valyn are you serius?

 

Thats a REALLY stupid question Flanders.

 

I remember the shock when the hanger got locked and you got banned valyn

 

Somehow through and through they survived...Gotta love cool mods

Sadly, not all of us survived. Let our hearts go out to Papercutshurt, who had originally ask for his name to be hidden from the roster for fear of recieving unwanted attention from his wingmates in the EUDF. To Papercutshurt, who was shot down by a mod and who will never again be able to soar with the Dozen he secretly cherished.

And though we recieved the respect of mods, there was one, the Dark Aggressor--also known as...DA--who oppossed the Dozen and all it stood for. It was he, this Dark Aggressor, who sought to decapitate the head of the Dozen and their Hangar.

Our battles were many, but in the end...I am still here. Alive and well.

*lifts goblet*

 

Ah, the summer of '02...

Dev, this is all true. Well, he made it prettier, but this all really happened in... was it July or August? I know it was shortly after I joined the EUDF that the whole kerfuffle started.

I notice you didn't mention how the hangar was closed down.

YubYub and TG- Protecting fangirls from hormonally gifted fanboys since 2002

EDIT: Well, not in the first post.

 

heh, teh ewok one is right.

 

Hmm maybe the summer of '04 can be even better.

 

Ah...the bad side you never told me about Valyn... hiss to your propaganda...

 

I prefer summer 05 as comeback summer

 

Valyn is famous. How did you not know of him?

 

i feel that axl person is right.

 

Why?

 

02 was the year AOTC came out. 05 is when episode 3 comes ouit.

 

The post episode 3 era. The return of the Outlander Club....

 

Yub: There were two Hangars, and one "tribute" Hangar erected by someone other than me. And AXL also erected his own version of the Hangar.

The first Hangar was locked after it reached way beyond the post-limit. The second Hangar, though boasting a stunning post-rate, was locked when its leader, the mighty Valyn, fell victim to a macabre plot of seduction used by the Hangar's Hottie, Valyn's beloved at the time, to destroy the Hangar. The Enchantress disliked the Hangar, disliked the Dozen. She refused to join the ranks despite being invited a great many times, despite the fact that her lover at the time was the hero behind it all.

In the end, it was she who brought the Hangar to its knees, spearing it with its only weakness--its irresistable lust for pleasure.

Oh, times of woe those were! The Time of the Great Fall! *waves hand dramatically in the air*

 

I liekd my version of the hanger best.

 

*punches Valyn* shut up stop being a drama-queen-king.

 

And what is to stop Valyn from making another hanger?


...Dev? Why dont you go stalk some people who like you? Oh wait...There are none! Go die!