The FF-UK Food Fight

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by MOTs_Minx, Apr 2, 2002.

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  1. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    rummages in the freezer and finds some frozen peas. Picks up his slingshot and starts firing the peas at Alpha
  2. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 5
    // walks past Alpha and sniffs

    // grins wickedly and makes way to his spare helmet collection

    // empties entire tin of cod roe

    // looks innocent

    // rubs raw liver on Chet's neck

    // laughs for an hour


  3. anakin_pm Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 16, 2001
    star 4
    //Throws a cream pies at Alpha....

    //Ducks an incoming frozen steak throwen by Chet

    //throws back Sausages on sticks....
  4. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    //picks up orange with cocktail sticks in it and throws it at Anakin

    Hey...catch! LOL

    //can't see what Mayhem's written on her back

    Scowls

    //sniff

    What the feck is that smell? It aint the stilton... It smells more like a...not-so-clean noo noo...
  5. Commander Antilles Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 1999
    star 6
    //empties several large bottles of sour cream over Anakin's head.
  6. anakin_pm Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 16, 2001
    star 4
    Oh man you know I hate Organges

    //takes a bite out of a water melon and starts firing the pips of like a tommy gun...
  7. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    //Opens can of baked beans...not HEINZ...

    //looks around at whom she hasnt got yet

    //Spots OJK...

  8. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    LOL. not so clean noo noo LOL.

    //Pulls of tapioca filled jeans and thrusts Pelvis in direction of all the ladeez.

    //Pulls tissues out of ttg's bra and wipes liver off neck. Stuffs tissues back down ttg's bra.
  9. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    You still smell.....well, not so clean, Chetster. :D
  10. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    LOL. I probably smell worse. ;)

    //whispers// she is a sweaty girl.
  11. Wormie2 Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 22, 1999
    star 6
    Ew! Ew! EWWWW! No no no no....NO! Why'd you tell me that? Now I'm gonna have to go barf.

    pukes on TTG's shoes

    Well, that'll work.
  12. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 25, 2001
    star 5
    Why OA - there's a King Prawn on your pelvis

    // gets magnifying glass out

    Oh no...er sorry...

    EDIT: Sucks butterfly bun and gives it to Beth
  13. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    //Pulls of tapioca filled jeans and thrusts Pelvis in direction of all the ladeez.


    LMAO

    //Laffs Ass Off at Chets attempt to impress

    //Pours ice cold slush puppy, raspberry flavour (ie, Blue) over LV

  14. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 13, 2000
    star 6
    nope that was a king prawn. This is what you were looking for!

    //pokes out ttg's eye!


    And with that, i'm off folks. see ya.
  15. MayhemUK Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 20, 2001
    star 4
    //rolls for cover...

    //picks up the cream flan on nearby table and flings it frisbee style in Alpha's direction...
  16. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    //Looks around to see whom she hasnt got yet...

    Hmmm...what am I gonna do with this bowl of minced cat?

    //spies TTG holding her poked eye

    //throws minced cat

    And with that...I is off too (to see LOTR again :D)

  17. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 17, 2000
    star 5
    Catches minced cat in pants


    :D



    Right :D - I'll be off then ;)
  18. anakin_pm Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Feb 16, 2001
    star 4
  19. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    throws a pot of mushy peas over Alphies yellow shorts
  20. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Feb 27, 2000
    star 5
    :eek:


    //puts on helmet and is covered in cod roe


    Dammit TTG!

    //sticks apple in Andy's mouth

    //covers TTG in oil and trips her over

    muhahahahaha Now try and get up! :p
  21. Gav Daragon Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2000
    star 5
    //Forcibly spits apple out and it smacks Cass right on the back of the head
  22. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 26, 2000
    star 6
    Fecker

    //squirts squirty honey over Andy

    Ha! Try getting that off ya big sticky bun!
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