The FF-UK Food Fight

rummages in the freezer and finds some frozen peas. Picks up his slingshot and starts firing the peas at Alpha

 

// walks past Alpha and sniffs

// grins wickedly and makes way to his spare helmet collection

// empties entire tin of cod roe

// looks innocent

// rubs raw liver on Chet's neck

// laughs for an hour

 

//Throws a cream pies at Alpha....

//Ducks an incoming frozen steak throwen by Chet

//throws back Sausages on sticks....

 

//picks up orange with cocktail sticks in it and throws it at Anakin

Hey...catch! LOL

//can't see what Mayhem's written on her back

Scowls

//sniff

What the feck is that smell? It aint the stilton... It smells more like a...not-so-clean noo noo...

 

//empties several large bottles of sour cream over Anakin's head.

 

Oh man you know I hate Organges

//takes a bite out of a water melon and starts firing the pips of like a tommy gun...

 

//Opens can of baked beans...not HEINZ...

//looks around at whom she hasnt got yet

//Spots OJK...

 

LOL. not so clean noo noo LOL.

//Pulls of tapioca filled jeans and thrusts Pelvis in direction of all the ladeez.

//Pulls tissues out of ttg's bra and wipes liver off neck. Stuffs tissues back down ttg's bra.

 

You still smell.....well, not so clean, Chetster.

 

LOL. I probably smell worse.

//whispers// she is a sweaty girl.

 

Ew! Ew! EWWWW! No no no no....NO! Why'd you tell me that? Now I'm gonna have to go barf.

pukes on TTG's shoes

Well, that'll work.

 

Why OA - there's a King Prawn on your pelvis

// gets magnifying glass out

Oh no...er sorry...

EDIT: Sucks butterfly bun and gives it to Beth

 

//Pulls of tapioca filled jeans and thrusts Pelvis in direction of all the ladeez.


LMAO

//Laffs Ass Off at Chets attempt to impress

//Pours ice cold slush puppy, raspberry flavour (ie, Blue) over LV

 

nope that was a king prawn. This is what you were looking for!

//pokes out ttg's eye!


And with that, i'm off folks. see ya.

 

//rolls for cover...

//picks up the cream flan on nearby table and flings it frisbee style in Alpha's direction...

 

//Looks around to see whom she hasnt got yet...

Hmmm...what am I gonna do with this bowl of minced cat?

//spies TTG holding her poked eye

//throws minced cat

And with that...I is off too (to see LOTR again )

 

Catches minced cat in pants






Right - I'll be off then

 

LMAO!

 

throws a pot of mushy peas over Alphies yellow shorts

 

//puts on helmet and is covered in cod roe


Dammit TTG!

//sticks apple in Andy's mouth

//covers TTG in oil and trips her over

muhahahahaha Now try and get up!

 

//Forcibly spits apple out and it smacks Cass right on the back of the head

 

Fecker

//squirts squirty honey over Andy

Ha! Try getting that off ya big sticky bun!