The FF:UK - South Insanitarium

Discussion in 'South' started by Jedi_Nat, Aug 4, 2007.

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  1. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 28, 2000
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    A lot of poster on this forum (OK, at least two of us), have admitted web should be in our local looney bin, so I thought I'd this one up.

    Please hand in your personal items and change into the customary white jumpsuits. Take a straight jacket us you pass through the door - white is the only colour we have. Sorry.

    The nurse will give you your pills. (Take the purple ones. They're the best!)

    8-}
  2. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    Oct 3, 2004
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    I'll only sign in if I can have a black jumpsuit and a black straight jacket. [face_not_talking]
  3. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    Wooohooo!!!! *Grabs straight jacket, jumpsuit and pills*
    [face_thinking] I feel like I've forgotten something...






    Nooo! Don't make me leave my Ewoks!!! :_| 8-}
  4. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    *smuggles some Ewoks in on his arrival*

    *grabs a few of the green pills*

    Mmm! Cherry!

    *asks the nurse to direct him to a well padded single... no, a double room*

    Hey, moosemousse, take the green pills. You won't care what colour your jumpsuit and straight jacket are. :D

    8-}
  5. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    Yay! Ewoks!!!!!
    *Runs around cell in small circles*
    Oooo! Cherry? Gimme, gimme, gimmee!!!! 8-}
  6. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    Nooooo! Not Ewoks!

    *runs off crying*
  7. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    *starts talking to a nearby wall, asking it why it ended up in here*
  8. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    *Throws Moose a bottle of rum* :D
    *Gives some pills to the Ewoks....* [face_mischief]
  9. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    o_O
    What on earth are you planning to do to those poor Ewoks?
  10. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    [face_whistling] Nothing... [face_mischief]

    *Ewoks suddenly go all fluffy, turn purple and begin bouncing round the Insanitarium*

    Look'it the purdy Furballs! [face_laugh] 8-}
  11. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    O_O

    What a terrifying force of nature!

    *locks all the ewoks in the same cell as Kira*
  12. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    Yay! Purdy mutated Ewoks for Kira!!! [face_laugh]

    *Realises that Tarkin doesn't have one, and is suddenly overcome with compassion...*

    Here Tarky! Have a purdy Ewok! *Throws an Ewok to Tarkin...* [face_mischief] [face_whistling] :D
  13. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    Arrrrrrrrggggghhhhhhhhh

    There's only one way to deal with this!

    *bounces it like a basketball*
  14. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 16, 2007
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    NOOO! Cruelty to the Ewok! Cruelty to the Ewok! :_|

    *Runs around in small circles*

    Call the RSPCE!!!!!!! 8-}
  15. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    I wonder, do you alternate your circle running anticlockwise/clockwise? Otherwise one leg will get lots more exercise than the other!
  16. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 16, 2007
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    *Forgets the Ewok and stops to look at legs* :confused:

    Nooo! One is longer than the other! :_|

    *Starts running in the opposite direction...* :D
  17. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 22, 2001
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    And don't you get dizzy?

    Or does your head keep facing the same way? :eek:
  18. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    *Realises that she has miraculously turned into an owl* (Although it is entirely possible that it is just a hallucination...)
    *Tries to fly by jumping off an Ewok's shoulders....*
    I can fly! 8-}
  19. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    An owl.... or the girl from The Exorcist...[face_worried]
  20. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    *Looks very seriously at Tarkin (e.g. Think a 5 year old's version of 'serious')* Definatley an owl... I've never seen the Exorcist... :p

    *Eats more sweeties... I mean pills...* :D
  21. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 22, 2001
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    Never seen it? Presumably that's because YOU STARRED IN IT!!! :eek: [face_worried]
  22. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    Really?!? I'm famous?!? :D *Begins dancing around the room* 8-}
  23. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    *exorcises Kira*


    (No, that has nothing to do with running on the spot or doing press ups. :p)
  24. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Jul 16, 2007
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    Well this is the Insanitarium, and I do appear to have a habit of taking things rather literally...

    *Starts jogging round the cell...* :p
  25. GrandMoffTarkin Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 22, 2001
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    *selotapes Kira's straight jacket (with her in it) to the ceiling*
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