The FF:UK - South Insanitarium

Yay! Told you I could fly! Look at me! Wee!!!!!

 

I'm beginning to wonder if the was made specifically for you...

 

Ah, but I am not the one that has in my sig!

But now you mention it....

 

*Bounces off the walls*

Gimme more pills...

 

*gives Nat the same pills that Kira gave to the Ewoks*

 

Mmm, these are yummy!!!!

Oooh, everything is so colourful!

*Grabs an Ewok and starts playing dress-ups with it*

Ain't he cute?

 

*cruelly removes Nat's access to the pills*

 

*Yells from the ceilling of her cell*
Look at me Nat! I'm flying!

*Realises that Nat is engrossed in dressing up the Ewok*
Lemme play! I wanna play too!

Ooo... Purdy Ewoks....

 

*cuts the selotape holding Kira to the ceiling*

*strategically shaves one of the Ewoks to give it a mini mohawk*

 

*Lands on the floor in a heap*
Ouch!

*Is quickly distracted by the Ewoks*
Oooo! It looks like one of the evil Gremlins!
*Produces Gizmo from thin air*
Kira likes Gremlins!
*Proceeds to drench the poor creature with water....*

 

It's time to fight fire with fire.

*introduces the grand Gungan army into the fray*

 

*Throws the Ewoks at Jar-Jar*

 

*throws Boss Nass at Wicket W Warrick*

Which do you think will fare better?

 

Nooo! You squashed Wicket!

*Produces Simon the killer Ewok from Galactic Battlegrounds*

 

!

*flees to an awaiting force boat*

 

*Grabs rope to stangle Jar Jar*

Here Jarry, Jarry, Jarry!

 

Mesa not liking this. Mesa not liking this at all. Bigguns' hurtin' Gungans.

 

*Grabs barbarjinks*

Yousa are bombad. Yousa are now mine!

*Ties up barbarjinks ears*

 

Oh well... *Sigh*
*Notices the now captive barbarjinks*
Ewoks! Go say hello to Uncle barbar!
*barbarjinks is covered by a swarm of fluffy purple Ewoks...*

 

Mesa tinking this is not good.

HELP!!!

 

Gungans and Ewoks. I'm sure this would be hell for some people!

 

But this isn't hell! This is hevean!

*Bounces fluffly purple ewoks*

 

Leave meas alone. Mesa no lika da ewoks.

 

*Sets ewok army upon barbarjinks*

Die, Gungan, Die!

(Evil Laugh)

 

*Suddenly remembers the incident with Gizmo*
Uh, guys, I think we have a problem....
*Points at the multitude of Gremlins in her cell*