Discussion in 'South' started by Jedi_Nat, Aug 4, 2007.
The... shakes... are... getting... worse...
I need my medication.....
*gives Nat a few of the blue ones*
*Decides to draw moustaches on everyone with the permanent marker....*
Ooo! You all look so bootiful!
*takes the permanent marker and adds a goatee to himself*
If you're going to go evil, don't leave it half done.
*Goes off to pluck a rubber chicken...*
*draws a moustache and goatee on the rubber chicken, then on Kira*
A moustache is very dignified and makes one look distinguished.
Either that or it makes you look like a scouser
There are worse fates.
But not many.
*Wakes upo to find blue pills scattered around the cell*
Is Big Nurse watching?
I feel alive!
*Starts to turn into The Hulk*
I'm big, mean and green!
Uhh. You got the colour right... But I'm afraid you're not turning into the Hulk. You're turning into Kermit.
Aww, the pills didn't last that long. I wonder what these red pills are for...
*Takes pills and turns into Animal*
Woman! Woman! Woman!
*Gets very scared and hides in her cell with the suicidal Gremlins*
*restarts the Cliff Richard music going into the cell*
*hears the Cliff Richard music*
NO!! PLEASE NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
*starts running into walls with her hands over her ears*
You've got to be cruel to be... uhh... cruel.
That's not cruel, that's just evil!
*continues running into the walls*
*Starts dancing to Cliff Richard*
Yeah, groovy man!
Wow. You really belong in the Insanitarium.
//looks around for his Cliff Richard CD
Yeah, this is my home man!
*Puts on roller skates and starts skating around to Wired For Sound*
*Escapes from the suicidal Gremlins and changes the CD to 'Summer Holiday'...*
Steve! Send the phone spiders!
*Practices the art of balancing a spoon on the end of one's nose...*
*Pretends she's in one of Bert's pictures from Mary Poppins*
Where's the merry-go-round?
*Drops the spoon*
I don't see the merry go round, but there's the penguins! *Points to thin air*