The FF:UK - South Insanitarium

The... shakes... are... getting... worse...

I need my medication.....

 

*gives Nat a few of the blue ones*

 

*Decides to draw moustaches on everyone with the permanent marker....*

Ooo! You all look so bootiful!

 

*takes the permanent marker and adds a goatee to himself*

Much better!

If you're going to go evil, don't leave it half done.

 

*Goes off to pluck a rubber chicken...*

 

*draws a moustache and goatee on the rubber chicken, then on Kira*

 

A moustache is very dignified and makes one look distinguished.

Either that or it makes you look like a scouser

 

There are worse fates.

But not many.

 

*Wakes upo to find blue pills scattered around the cell*

Is Big Nurse watching?

*Takes pills*

I feel alive!

*Starts to turn into The Hulk*

I'm big, mean and green!

 

Uhh. You got the colour right... But I'm afraid you're not turning into the Hulk. You're turning into Kermit.

 

Aww, the pills didn't last that long. I wonder what these red pills are for...

*Takes pills and turns into Animal*

Woman! Woman! Woman!

 

*Gets very scared and hides in her cell with the suicidal Gremlins*

 

*restarts the Cliff Richard music going into the cell*

 

*hears the Cliff Richard music*

NO!! PLEASE NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!

*starts running into walls with her hands over her ears*

 

You've got to be cruel to be... uhh... cruel.

 

That's not cruel, that's just evil!

*continues running into the walls*

 

*Starts dancing to Cliff Richard*

Yeah, groovy man!

 

Wow. You really belong in the Insanitarium.

 

//looks around for his Cliff Richard CD

 

Yeah, this is my home man!

*Puts on roller skates and starts skating around to Wired For Sound*

 

*Escapes from the suicidal Gremlins and changes the CD to 'Summer Holiday'...*

 

Steve! Send the phone spiders!

[/Dr_Weird]

 

*Practices the art of balancing a spoon on the end of one's nose...*

 

*Pretends she's in one of Bert's pictures from Mary Poppins*

Where's the merry-go-round?

 

*Drops the spoon*

I don't see the merry go round, but there's the penguins! *Points to thin air*