Discussion in 'South' started by Jedi_Nat, Aug 4, 2007.
Ooh, penguins! Cute penguins!
*Starts dancing with the penguins*
*Stands behind Nat and sings 'My Way' in Spanish*
Lo hice mi maneeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrra!
I don't know any Spanish. I have my own language.
Hee haw ra raw di day toodles?
*Whispers* He cheated...
As do I!
Olaop wonfi icndk! Klma ou?
Whoopy doopy diddley doo! (In Jack Sparrow accent of course! )
[Jack Sparrow] That would be the French... Inventors of Mayonaisse... [/Jack Sparrow]
*Runs around looking for Jack Sparrow*
*Produces a life-size cardboard cut-out of Jack*
Here he is!
*Runs towards the cut-out*
*Runs into the cut-out and falls over*
*Mutters* Hmm... My plan is flawed...
*Sticks what remains of the cut out to a punch bag*
[Jack Sparrow] My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled. [/Jack Sparrow]
[Sparrow]I'm not entirely sure I deserved that.[/Sparrow]
I didn't need to cheat on that bit.
[Jack Sparrow] I couldn't resist, mate... [/Jack Sparrow]
[Jack Sparrow} Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... [/Jack Sparrow]
*places Kira on a boat sailing on crabs*
*Gets up from the floor*
Hello my little lovelies. Now where's me golden glove?
*Starts hunting for the missing golden glove*
Ok Nat, you lost me there, I'm afraid!
@ Ben: [Jack Sparrow] Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before. [/Jack Sparrow]
*Produces a peanut gun and an immortal monkey*
*gives the immortal monkey a peanut gun as well*
*Gets pelted by peanuts*
Hey! No fair!
*Throws a rubber chicken at the monkey...*
Ello me little lovelies!
Sorry, I was quoting Aunty Jack. It was a sketch show in the 70's over here in Aus. Great Aussie comedy.
*Pretends to me Aunty Jack*
*offers the monkey some peanut butter*
Does this place have any orange and pink pills?
Check on the nurese's desk near the door.
*Punches the cell wall with the golden golve*
*raids the desk*
Woohoo! There are green ones too!
*takes a mix of pretty coloured pills*
So many colours . . and I don't mean the pills!
*Starts to sing*
Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and blue
I sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too...
*Wonders why the monkey is throwing up over eveything*
Umm... Ok - who fed the immortal monkey?
*Gives the monkey some pills*
*Monkey grows a suit, stands on his hind legs and pretends to be Charlie Chaplin*
[Jack Sparrow] That's interesting... [/Jack Sparrow]
Of course, Nat, there were many versions of that song. One of the less popular ones was
Grey and grey and grey and grey
Grey and grey and grey
I can sing a woodlouse, sing a woodlouse.....