The FF:UK - South Insanitarium

Ooh, penguins! Cute penguins!

*Starts dancing with the penguins*

Happy Feet!

 

*Stands behind Nat and sings 'My Way' in Spanish*

 

*joins in*

Lo hice mi maneeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrra!

 

I don't know any Spanish. I have my own language.

Hee haw ra raw di day toodles?

 

*Whispers* He cheated...

As do I!

Olaop wonfi icndk! Klma ou?

 

Whoopy doopy diddley doo! (In Jack Sparrow accent of course! )

 

[Jack Sparrow] That would be the French... Inventors of Mayonaisse... [/Jack Sparrow]

 

*Runs around looking for Jack Sparrow*

 

*Produces a life-size cardboard cut-out of Jack*

Here he is!

 

*Runs towards the cut-out*

Hullo Jack!

*Runs into the cut-out and falls over*

Ouch!

 

*Mutters* Hmm... My plan is flawed...

*Sticks what remains of the cut out to a punch bag*

[Jack Sparrow] My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled. [/Jack Sparrow]

 

[Sparrow]I'm not entirely sure I deserved that.[/Sparrow]

I didn't need to cheat on that bit.

 

[Jack Sparrow] I couldn't resist, mate... [/Jack Sparrow]

[Jack Sparrow} Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley... [/Jack Sparrow]

 

*places Kira on a boat sailing on crabs*

 

*Gets up from the floor*

Hello my little lovelies. Now where's me golden glove?

*Starts hunting for the missing golden glove*

Eh eh!

 

Ok Nat, you lost me there, I'm afraid!

@ Ben: [Jack Sparrow] Now we're being followed by rocks. Never heard that before. [/Jack Sparrow]

*Produces a peanut gun and an immortal monkey*

Target practice...

 

*gives the immortal monkey a peanut gun as well*

 

*Gets pelted by peanuts*

Hey! No fair!

*Throws a rubber chicken at the monkey...*

 

Ello me little lovelies!

Sorry, I was quoting Aunty Jack. It was a sketch show in the 70's over here in Aus. Great Aussie comedy.

*Pretends to me Aunty Jack*

 

*offers the monkey some peanut butter*

Does this place have any orange and pink pills?

 

Check on the nurese's desk near the door.

*Punches the cell wall with the golden golve*

 

Ok.

*raids the desk*

Woohoo! There are green ones too!

*takes a mix of pretty coloured pills*

So many colours . . and I don't mean the pills!

 

*Takes pills*

Oooohhhhhhhh........

*Starts to sing*

Red and yellow and pink and green
Purple and orange and blue
I sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow, sing a rainbow too...

 

*Wonders why the monkey is throwing up over eveything*

Umm... Ok - who fed the immortal monkey?

*Gives the monkey some pills*

*Monkey grows a suit, stands on his hind legs and pretends to be Charlie Chaplin*

[Jack Sparrow] That's interesting... [/Jack Sparrow]

 

Of course, Nat, there were many versions of that song. One of the less popular ones was

Grey and grey and grey and grey
Grey and grey and grey
I can sing a woodlouse, sing a woodlouse.....