Discussion in 'South' started by Jedi_Nat, Aug 4, 2007.
*Throws another chook snagger on the barbie*
*flails about pathetically*
I'm not sure I like being sellotaped to anyone.
Oh, and this seems perfect for this thread. My spell checker says that sellotape is spelt wrong and one suggestion is counsellors.
*With a wave of her wand, Moose magically gets set free*
*Goes back to cooking chook snaggers*
*goes back to eating the structurally important walls*
*Attaches chook snaggers to the walls*
Awww, now I can't the walls any more.
Something wrong with my chook snaggers?
They're vegetarian chook sanggers.
*runs around screaming until her head explodes*
Yeah. They're made of carrots and cabbage.
*Plasters the walls with a mixture of Tofu and Quorn*
There we go, Moose! Enjoy!
*Pokes everyone with the non-vegetarian snaggers*
*Spray paints the wall with spaghetti string*
*Fills some rubber chickens with rice pudding and throws then at the ceiling*
*consumes the walls leaving nothing but a floating roof*
This doesn't look good.
*Makes walls using elastic bands and wool*
*Laughs hysterically at thin air before throwing a munchkin at here imaginary friend, 'Fred'*
*Gets confused by the fact that the boards are telling her to go to Poultry Cross on August 31st....*
*Starts to make random calls to radio stations just to hear her name on the radio*
Hey, I heard my name twice today on the radio. Admittedly it was the station broadcasting the cricket
*Hits a cricket ball into the padded wall while on the phone*
Cricket? Where's the cricket?
*Begins making strange churping noises*
It's summer over here, so time for the summer sports! My team, the Western Warriors were playing in Melbourne, so I was listening to the match on the radio. There's this one guy that follows the players on the road and does a broadcast back to Perth. The Warriors are the only team that has game-by-game coverage. I just wished I could have been in Melbourne for the match. Would have made me feel a lot better.
People think I'm sad that I like cricket so much, but it's the only thing that makes me happy. It gets me out of the house and takes my mind off things.
*Hits the cricket ball into a stand-up of Andrew Flintoff*
*Plays [link=http://www.virtual-bubblewrap.com/popnow.shtml]Virtual Bubble Wrap,[/link] then spends the next hour trying to impersonate Bob Dylan*
*Swings from the ceiling like Spider-Man*
*starts eating the ceiling*
*Falls off the ceiling as someone ate in - lands on head*
Ooh, I have a lump the size of a beach ball on my head!