The FF:UK - South Insanitarium

Discussion in 'South' started by Jedi_Nat, Aug 4, 2007.

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  1. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *Throws another chook snagger on the barbie*
  2. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    *flails about pathetically*

    I'm not sure I like being sellotaped to anyone. :(


    Oh, and this seems perfect for this thread. My spell checker says that sellotape is spelt wrong and one suggestion is counsellors.
  3. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *With a wave of her wand, Moose magically gets set free*

    *Goes back to cooking chook snaggers*
  4. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    Yay!

    *goes back to eating the structurally important walls* =P~
  5. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *Attaches chook snaggers to the walls*
  6. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    Awww, now I can't the walls any more. :(
  7. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    Something wrong with my chook snaggers?
  8. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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  9. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    They're vegetarian chook sanggers.
  10. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    Vegetarian chook? :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

    *runs around screaming until her head explodes*
  11. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah. They're made of carrots and cabbage.
  12. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    *Plasters the walls with a mixture of Tofu and Quorn*

    There we go, Moose! Enjoy! :p

    *Pokes everyone with the non-vegetarian snaggers* 8-}
  13. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *Spray paints the wall with spaghetti string*
  14. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    *Fills some rubber chickens with rice pudding and throws then at the ceiling*
  15. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    *consumes the walls leaving nothing but a floating roof*

    This doesn't look good. [face_worried]
  16. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *Makes walls using elastic bands and wool*
  17. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    *Laughs hysterically at thin air before throwing a munchkin at here imaginary friend, 'Fred'*
  18. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    *Gets confused by the fact that the boards are telling her to go to Poultry Cross on August 31st....* 8-}
  19. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *Starts to make random calls to radio stations just to hear her name on the radio*

    Hey, I heard my name twice today on the radio. Admittedly it was the station broadcasting the cricket [face_blush]

    *Hits a cricket ball into the padded wall while on the phone*
  20. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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    Cricket? Where's the cricket?

    *Begins making strange churping noises* [face_whistling]
  21. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    It's summer over here, so time for the summer sports! My team, the Western Warriors were playing in Melbourne, so I was listening to the match on the radio. There's this one guy that follows the players on the road and does a broadcast back to Perth. The Warriors are the only team that has game-by-game coverage. I just wished I could have been in Melbourne for the match. Would have made me feel a lot better.

    People think I'm sad that I like cricket so much, but it's the only thing that makes me happy. It gets me out of the house and takes my mind off things.

    *Hits the cricket ball into a stand-up of Andrew Flintoff*
  22. KIRA-SHAY Jedi Master

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  23. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *Swings from the ceiling like Spider-Man*
  24. moosemousse CR - FF:UK South

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    *starts eating the ceiling* =P~
  25. Jedi_Nat Jedi Grand Master

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    *Falls off the ceiling as someone ate in - lands on head*

    Ooh, I have a lump the size of a beach ball on my head!
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