JCC The first against the wall.

As we all know, today marks a huge change in the future of America--nay, the entire world! Whichever side you're on, the end is surely nigh. And, as it is with most revolutions, someone is going to pay.

My question to the JC is this: when your party comes into power in a few short hours, who are you putting against the wall first?

I'm putting people who block intersections by crossing when the traffic is backed up to the intersection, thereby blocking left turning traffic.

 

People with no walking agenda.

 

Gucci little piggies.

 

Noisy gum chewers.

 

politically correct term is NCP: non-conforming pedestrian.

 

People for whom common sense is entirely soluble.

 

People who left the new best friends club.

 

People who loudly eat chips.

 

Rubik

 

People who put too many rules on their forum games and always make it about themselves.

 

The mindless jerks at the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

 

People who spam movie spoilers in public chat lobbies.