The First Annual Fan Force Spelling B: Invitation

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Jon-and-CaSS, Mar 1, 2001.

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  1. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    //raised eyebrows at Alpha

    What? With bevvy?

    ;)
  2. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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  3. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    ..and i thought i was the token alcoholic..
  4. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Alcohol, my permanent accessory
    Alcohol, a party time necessity
    Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself
    O Alcohol, I still drink to your health

    I love you more than I did the week before
    I discovered alcohol

    Forget the Caffe Latte, screw the raspberry iced tea,
    A Malibu and Coke for you, a G&T for me
    Alcohol your songs resolve like my life never will
    When someone else is picking up the bill

    I love you more than I did the week before
    I discovered alcohol
    O Alcohol, would you please forgive?
    For while I cannot love myself,
    I?ll use something else

    I thought that alcohol was just for those with nothing else to do
    I thought that drinking just to get drunk was a waste of precious booze
    But now I know that there?s a time and there?s a place where I can choose
    To walk the fine line between self-control and self-abuse

    I love you more than I did the week before
    I discovered alcohol
    Would please ignore that you found me on the floor
    Trying on your camisole

    O Alcohol, would you please forgive me?
    For while I cannot love myself,
    I?ll use something else

    Would you please forgive me?
    Would you please forgive me?

  5. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    For fex sakes Poods...

    And I thought I was the only one who did songs and stuff!
  6. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Recent epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

    The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link between all-weekend parties and job-related performance. It also explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new graduates. Only those few who stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve during their college years. This is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge, we must not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars. Quaff that pint. Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle and be all that you can be. Forward this to all of your friends, acquaintances and co-workers who may be in danger of losing their edge.

    I'll f***in' drink to that!!!
  7. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Seemed apt for the current conversation!
  8. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    It also makes you infertile...so does smoking!
  9. Honey Jedi Knight

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    I'm on the sofa tommorrow night.....alone
  10. Bash Jedi Youngling

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    Homer Simpson: "Alcohol - the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems." :)
  11. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    well thats me buggered.
  12. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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  13. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    Cass in that case I think alot of guys should be given crates of beer lol
    :)
    Don't get me wrong ........none of you guys are the ones I am thinking of there!
  14. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah actually LV81, it would mean we wouldnt be relied upon to take precautions!!!

    Nice talking to ya last night, BTW :)
  15. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    what guys??

    I know my name ain't great but c'mon, wiping us out is a bit harsh! ;)
  16. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    lol true true
    no prob it was a great laugh last night.....besides goin bed late...kinda tired today but fun anyways
  17. Poodu Jedi Youngling

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    Yeah, who needs the male contraceptive pill...give us a couple gallons of beer before we get to work! Who's with me, guys?! ;)
  18. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    not all of yous!!!!
    just some of my ex's thats all!!
    and maybe a few others
    but not yous
    :D
  19. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Well speaking from a 30 something point of view...

    Beer and fags have made me as randy as ever..

    And my sperm count is maxing at 300 mill
  20. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Its not you guys we wanna wipe out, Alpha...its your WEE swimming guys that cause all the damage ;)

    Fex sakes Arun...I'm not gonna even stand next to you!!!
  21. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    That one is a great idea....
    ...anyways I should get back to work **ahem**
    bbl lol
  22. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    *ehem* we're all at work too, LV81 ;)
  23. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    no no, you didn't get it.

    My name is Guy so I tend to get confused when "guys" are mentioned.

    I was trying to be funny.

    you see that?? that flashing?? Thats my joke crashing and burning.
  24. Arun Dale Jedi Grand Master

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    Wise move CaSS..the last girl who stood next to me had triplets...

    and what's more my pants were on for the entire time.
  25. LadyVader81 Jedi Grand Master

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    ooohhhh I got some more stolen mins YaY!!!
    :D
    Sorry I didnt know what your name was..I do now though! lol
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