The First FF-UK 2002 picnic.

Discussion in 'United Kingdom' started by Ooh_Aah_Cantona, May 2, 2002.

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  1. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    seeing the sun is shining and the daffodils are blooming.

    //gayly puts out blanket in field and lays out cucumber sandwiches.

    Foods up. Hope you lot have brought some too.
  2. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    LOL

    [johnnyvegas] I've been on a virtual picnic! [/vegas]
  3. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    // lays on rug

    // puts hat over face

    // snores

    // shrieks

    Who stuck that in my ear?
  4. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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  5. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    //organisation girly

    I brought a hamper
  6. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    did you bring any Branston pickle Cass?

    //watches wasp fly behind OJK's head.
  7. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    // sneaks off and drinks Bucks Fizz behind a tree



  8. toochilled Jedi Grand Master

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    //sneaks off and listens to Bucks Fizz behind a tree.
  9. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    //sneaks off and pees behind a tree.
  10. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    Urghhh Chet you got wee on your shoes!!
  11. MOTs_Minx Jedi Grand Master

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    Yeah, egg and cress sarnies, ham sarnies, branston, coleslaw, potato salad, crisps, fruit, nuts, booze...

    And if I've forgot anything...tough!
  12. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    //wipes shoe on nemco's jeans.

    //picks up branston pickle and cheese sandwich without washing hands.
  13. nemco1 Jedi Knight

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    ummm can I share your sandwich Chet, Ummm Ummm ummm

    anyone care for some champers?
  14. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I know this has nothing to do with picnics but people are riding up and down nekkid in our paternosta with buckets over their privates to collect donations for Save The Children.

    // laughs as OA walks round with dogmuck on his shoe
  15. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    are they riding midget ponies TTG?
  16. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    Surprisingly not. They seem to be riding bareback.

    Fancy having nekkid people riding up and down in your sodding lift all day.

    // sniffs

    OA...what's that on your...

    // points @ shoe
  17. AlphaWolf Manager Emeritus

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    You didn't forget the pot noodle sarnies did you? ;)
  18. MayhemUK Jedi Master

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    //takes egg and cress sarnies

    //laughs at the squadron of wasps chasing after OJK...
  19. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    // finds poodle in pot noodle
  20. Ooh_Aah_Cantona Jedi Grand Master

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    //looks at shoe.

    Aww ****.

    //Goes to stream and sticks shoe in water.

    Still, at least I didn't lie on it.

    //points at TTg's back and laughs.

  21. ObiJohnKenobi Jedi Youngling

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    // moves head to avoid wasps but is annoyed to find wasps move in perfect synchronisation
  22. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    I think you'll find they're flies OJK

    // gips

    No way man

    // strips off soiled clothes to reveal a Batman costume underneath
  23. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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  24. Tanktopgirl Jedi Grand Master

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    KERPOW!

    // drop kicks AFI

    BOING!
  25. AFIdude666 Jedi Master

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    //Backflips out the way, spins round and reverse piledrives TTG onto the grass. There's dogsh**e on the grass.
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