The Flirt Thread version 2.0

hehehehehe! "VOICE OF HOST: Lets meet contestant number 1. He's a skitzophranic serial killa
clown who says women love his sexy smile. Lets find out if his charm will work
on Sharon. Sharon, whats your question?"

BAHAHAHAHAHA I love ICP(Insane Clown Posse)

 

*Steps into door way, then walks into each room looking around*

Nice, I see that there's another hot tub, hot tubs are cool, and another bar... Holy cow nice bar! *Walks over towards it, looks down and sees that we're stacked to the brim with Red Bull's*

This place is better then the other place, all we need now to have fun is people. *Sits down at bar, drinks Red Bull and reads todays newspaper*

 

Morning, everyone, sorry to have left so early last night...

*gives everyone their drink orders*

 

Sorry to have left so early last night...

Dude, you started a new Flirt Thread, don't worry about it. *Puts down newspaper and leans back in chair*

So what's going on with you Doggans? Anything new? I checked out your video again and it made me laugh my pants off AGAIN. Any idea as to when you'll be making more out, and or adding more to the exisiting video?

*Drinks Red Bull*

 

Zam played me. She played me!!

 

We're planning on doing a sequel soon, but we don't know when we'll get around to filming it. We want to get a decent mircophone first.

We've also got a few other videos we're thinking of making, and we've got a script for an AOTC spoof...but our Anakin moved to California, so we need to wait until he gets back for a month this summer to film.

 

*wakes up* I play everyone Afraid! What makes you so special?! *smirks* Actually I couldn't resist! YOU HAD IT COMING!! YOU'RE TOO EASY!!

 

I know.....

 

Now, Zam, don't be so hard on the guy...

 

*LS wakes up and enters the new Flirt Thread. He realizes that he was the last one to post in the old thread*

Good Morning everyone

*walks to the front desk and asks Doggans for a nice hot coffee*

 

Here you go.

 

Come on Zam You have to stop playing on people because you can hurt their feelings you know...

Now wipe that sad face out of you Be_Afraid You'll find someone in the JC to tell them you're love [face_shocked]

*drinks Coffee and gets the newspaper that Ski finished reading*

 

Anything going on in the news??

 

Hey Luke! *hugs luke* It's so good to see you! How's life? *grabs a mint schnapps(sp?) and drinks* Want something to drink?

Doggans: I look to stop. If looking stopping move. But no deeper do I endart mine eye then your consentitive strength to make it fly!

Afraid: *cackles evilly* Yeah! THE QUEEN OF PANTS HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!LAST NIGHT!

 

*drinks coffee while reading the morning newspaper. Read's the sports section and see's that the Chicago Cubs defeated Colorado yesterday* [face_shocked]

Oh Good Morning Zam

Doing great, just woke up like an hour ago and I will have to be getting ready for work. Yes, work on a Saturday

How are you doing Zam?

 

Very good. My former partner, I_Am_Legolas and I are now partners again.....damn we'll have to explain it again!

YOU WORK ON A SATURDAY? *faints* egadz!!!!

 

Yes I work sometimes on Saturdays

I already have enough work around the house. But hey, you get money at work

Sitting around in your computer at home won't get you payed

 

Nope it won't. Here's a joke: A preacher dies, and when he gets to Heaven, he sees a New York cab driver who has more crowns. He says to an angel, "I don't get it. I devoted my whole life to my congregation."

The angel says, "We reward results. Did your congregation always pay attention when you gave a sermon?"

The preacher says, "Once in a while someone fell asleep."

The angel says, "Right. And when people rode in this guy's taxi, they not only stayed awake, but they usually prayed!"

 

Here's another:
Stammerer: "I hea..hea... heard tha...that you can hel...hel...help me".
Speech therapist: "Yes, sure. Ease yourself in the chair, look straight in my eyes, and count slowly till ten".
Stammerer: "O...one, t...two, th...th...three, ..... eight, nine, ten. It's wonderful, I don't stammer anymore!"
Speech therapist: "My fee is 300 dollar."
Stammerer: "H...h...how mu...mu...much?!"

 

Another:
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

 

That's a good one Zam

 

You're in quite a jokey mood today.

 

Yes I am.... Here's another: This guy named Doggans, was talking to ZamWesell2010 on AIM and decided he didn't want to talk to her so he signed off and continued posting. AHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!!!!! Did I scare you that mcuh Doggans?