The Flirt Thread version 2.0

I am plotting as we speak.....

 

Does this mean I have an e-stalker?

I'm not sure I completely dislike it

 

Well, don't take too long...everyone will go to sleep.

 

Waits outside JS' apartment in trench coat and sunglasses

 

Forgot to put on the rest, huh? Hope it's not a cold night.

 

It's dark, and you're wearing sunglasses. You must be a Blues Brother

 

I'm not cool enough to be a Blues Brother.

 

If you can pull off the trenchcoat, that's good enough for me Very Humphrey Bogart.

 

OMG E-STALKING!!1!!!11!!!!111111!

 

^^^ That's right!

*shifty eyes*

Is it safe for me to go to bed now?

 

I don't think you'll ever be completly safe again!

 

If you can pull off the trenchcoat, that's good enough for me

Um.....are you sure you want me to do that?

 

YouAgain: Says the person who smacks into walls

*cracks open blinds, waves outside window*

G'night, Nazzy

EDIT: are you sure you want me to do that? ACK! On second thought...

 

Goodnight, um.....whatever a cute nickname for you would be.

Heads for telescope

 

*opens blinds*

Telescope! He's still there!

 

You expected him to leave?

 

Hi. I see everything! He's still there.....

 

My bored.

 

Zasio my bag hag has all sort of entertainment just ask moonchild and ghoulfly, i take requests too! You want someone special in the bag, I grab and throw em in! Ask moonchild, her bag got pretty loud after I threw Derek in! I had to put the mute button on!

 

I could go for something chocolatey right now . . .

 

Chocolate it a good thing, yep.

 

Entirely. Yet I lack it.

 

*passes over some chocolate*
That'll have to do for now.

 

Ah, online chocolate. Benefits: No illness due to excessive consumption. No worries of weight gain. Drawbacks: A slight issue of non-existence.

 

Yep...less filling and less satisfying...