Lit A/V The Force Awakens and the EU [TAGGED spoilers.]

Why? The Internet can be a very unhealthy place, as a stroll through its darkest corners will readily evince. Not to be undertaken with a light heart.

These here Jedi Council Forums seem quite tame to me.

 

That is because we have the guiding light of Waru to watch over and protect us from harm.

 

Yup. I get it.

 

Waru even does defy rule 34! And he is the only one of the entire SW universe to ever have done that. Well, he and Daiman to be honest.

 

Oh no, now you have given the kids ideas!

 

And if that light should ever begin to diminish, fantasies of Ahsoka/Anakin pairings and alien fetishes will break out in full force. As of now, they're present, but constantly held at bay by the Guiding Light of Waru. He has shielded this corner of the internet. Pray that he continues to do so.

 

It is just unfortunate that not even the Light of Waru can shield us from the Holiday Special and its Wookiee porn.

So... so wrong.

 

So... what I'm getting out of all this is that Waru is attracting us to this site like moths to the flame when in reality there's a whole world of ghastly adventure awaiting us out there in the internet netherworld otherwise known as Deviantart?

 

What we could do is open our own site called "DaimanArt". Sorta like Wookieepedia did with Wikipedia. And watch it go to hell.

 

What else is religion for, if not to keep you bored, yet out of trouble?

 

We would first need to agree on a set of criteria for suitable submissions.

Oh, and file sizes, because you can't set up a good DaimanArt site without discussing whether files should be capped at 8 megabytes or 17.6 megabytes.

 

There can never be enough portrayals of the glorious one, as each and every one of them can give only a glimpse of his true magnificence.

 

I'll hack deviantART and reveal the true appearance of the letters d, a, i, and n.

 

if you think deviantart is the evil one... you have not seen the true evil lurking just few clicks further! deviantart is way too moderate for that

If the internet is like the GFFA.. then deviantart is Hutt Space and you havn't been to the Unknown Regions yet! Hutts are fun compared to what's lurking in there!

 

you know what is worse than these images? knowing their inspiration came from TFN discussions..

 

So, "DeviantArt" is supposed to be literal?

 

That's what we call a "jump the Shaak" moment.

 

You guys must have missed that I had a naked Waru icon for several months.



Brazenly topless.

 

AH! WE ARE NOT MEANT TO BEHOLD IT'S GLORY! LOOK AWAY!

 

...is that his top?

 

Just the tip.