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Lit The Force Awakens and the EU [TAGGED spoilers.]

Discussion in 'Literature' started by TypoCelchu, Oct 30, 2012.

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  1. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    On the beard discussion: myself, I don't like beards. I don't have one. But still, it just feels... right for Luke to have one. Plus, I think older Hamill does look a lot better with a beard.

    But of course, there's no way either side can win that argument. I've never believed that a beard can make you look wiser or smarter, but dammit, it does on Hamill :p. Plus Hamill's face has become a bit more wrinkly in recent years. Solution: beard.


    ?

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I know! Luke's son can have a beard. He'd be all like "All the cool Jedi have them" to which Luke would be like [face_plain]
     
  3. krtmd

    krtmd Jedi Knight star 4

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    Fangirl moment. Beards are hot.

    Totally serious.

    carry on
     
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  4. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Hypnosis and nanomachines midi-chlorians.
     
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  5. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    What.
     
  6. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  7. FatSmel

    FatSmel Jedi Knight star 3

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    [​IMG]

    To be honest i think beards just don't look good on him because he's simply not a good looking guy.
    Anymore.
     
  8. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    No, you're only allowed to post pictures where having a beard makes Luke look badass. You're deviating from the plan!
     
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  9. Zeta1127

    Zeta1127 Jedi Master star 5

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    Oh my, that clearly must have been a promotional shot of Qui-Gon Jinn.
     
  10. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    But consider this: that picture looks much more badass than it would if he didn't have a beard.
     
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  11. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    I think he looks great... just his beard betrays him and is of the dark side! beard does not fit his style
     
  12. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I disagree entirely, but "his beard betrays him and is of the dark side" is too funny not to like.
     
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  13. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    It is not the beard that is evil, only the man with the beard. The Beard of Tyranus, for instance, was used for both good and evil. They have no set morality.

    Mustaches, on the other hand, are always evil.
     
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  14. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    so Lando is evil, eh?

    what does my beard make me then? a good guy? oh you so do not know me :p


    just wait till Rovio releases their latest SW game: Angry Beards! :cool:
     
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  15. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    [​IMG]

    Now you've gone and made him angry by saying that.
     
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  16. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    He can fight this guy about it.

    [​IMG]
     
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  17. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Two words; "Kyle Katarn"!

    Four more; "The Awesome Bearded One"!
     
  18. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    I've said before, Kyle Katarn is likely the reason Master Skywalker is too afraid to grow a beard, because he knows Kyle will mock him for his inability to pull it off.
     
  19. Todd the Jedi

    Todd the Jedi Mod and Soliloquist of SWTV star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Luke to Kyle- "A real Jedi doesn't have a beard!" *SLAP*
    [​IMG]

    Kyle- "That'll teach ya."[face_cowboy]
     
  20. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    reasons against a beard:

    this...
    [​IMG]



    will look to me always like this...



    [hl=black]Language.[/hl]


    oh and offtopic: IF Kyle Katarn gets a cameo he needs to be played by Chuck Norris!
     
  21. Tim Battershell

    Tim Battershell Jedi Master star 5

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    Second that, Ceiran!
     
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  22. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Kyle Katarn cannot be played by Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris is played by Kyle Katarn.

    Get it right. [face_shame_on_you]
     
  23. instantdeath

    instantdeath Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Personally, I'm not inclined to trust a plummer who never seems to actually do his job and, when he gets angry, starts spewing fireballs everywhere.

    No, you're evil. Why else would you be arguing against a Skywalker beard?
     
  24. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    because bearded Hamill looks like the lovechild of Kyle Katarn/Chuck Norris had with Ewan McGregor Kenobi.. that's why. if it would look original or unique I'd be all for it but it looks so ripped of and unlike him that one would not even notice which actor is behind that beard. as said, when I first saw said image of bearded Skywalker I thought it is a fan posing as Luke, not Hamill himself, really!

    but lets meet in the middleground, my friend... here is my offer: Luke gets no beard but a mustache.. that needs to suffice when it comes to facial hair! and I say that out of good will, personally I prefer beards over mustaches which I do not like myself. so consider this offer as something that breaks my heart but I would give you at least that much, yub?
     
  25. Zane the Reaper

    Zane the Reaper Jedi Knight star 1

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    What if he had no beard but got really into body piercing?
     
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