Lit A/V The Force Awakens and the EU [TAGGED spoilers.]

The dresscode of the OJO is hilarious. Sex-free monks who wear tank tops with boob holes.

B...but armor is sexy!!!

 

I was more getting at all the naughty shenanigans that must be happening behind the closed doors in the Jedi Temple, hence why the morning after they never have anytime to get dressed and just stay in their bathrobes and go out to work.

 

Come on, all the Jedi are like the BIG LEBOWSKI...

meet the new look of GRAND MASTER SKYWALKER:


we just need the next Doctor WHO incarnation to wear a bathrobe all the time instead of a bowtie!

 

boob holes? that is no boobhole... that is a patented emergency crowd control mass hypnozis hole.. nothing sexy about it

either that or they forgot to add the iron man power generator in the already cut hole in the shirts...



as for sexy armor... Pilots are sexy.. but trooper armor is not. Essential Guide to Warfare made it asexual and indistinguishable if women or men wear it designwise,... Troopergirls are no longer canon!

 

I'm a gal so I care less for troopergirls. Stormies also don't have the best armors.

One secret favorite of mine because it looks so incredibly realistic:

 

well one of the good things Germany did in the past... set a sexy-bad-guy-fashion trend for centuries to come! oh the irony that it took brits to wear them to make them popular

 

Being an Austrian your comment feels so incredibly wrong.

But nah, there's nothing wrong with liking sharp looking uniforms and armor. What makes a man is what is inside of him and not how he looks.

 

Austrian, eh? Coming to Celebration Europe I guess? Well despite what happened last time an austrian went to germany I look forward to meeting you there

 

Especially since Austrian armies of the past had some of the fanciest uniforms ever because they happily mixed French, Ottoman and Russian Uniform styles.

 

All that milk would have to be blue though.

 

You bet. This is how a total badass looks like:


Prince Eugen of Savoyen

 

Why is this chick bending down like that? Did she throw her back out?

 

You want an aquatic Jedi then....

Something like....

 

Many artists seem to think that women walk and gesture in a way that makes their "charms" overly apparent, Heaven knows why. In the same vein, it seems that the women of the GFFA do take uncomfortable stances when they fight. Cleavage > pragmatism.

 

Luke: Master Vima, why do you walk all hunched like that? You're not nearly as old as Yoda...
Vima-Da-Boda: Sonny, I didn't earn my "Da-Boda" surname for nothin'. This here used to be one classy body. But after all those years of pose-striking with my bum out...
Luke: ...I'm sorry I asked.

 

So you don't think Ashoka's top's boob-hole serves a valid combat function...?

 

those evil vampireboobs!

 

She's in a hangar full of Jedi, the mast majority of whom are men sworn to chastity.

She's obviously a horrible, horrible person.

 

This conversation, more than any Fleet Junkie or canon argument, reminds me that I'm on a Star Wars forum.

 

If you think this is bad you never have glimpsed the abyss that is the Harry Potter fandom. If you ever get too close to it, it will swallow your soul and leave nothing behind but a pile of gray ash.

 

I've never been on a Harry Potter forum (thank the gods), but I have read this. Part of me thinks that's more than enough. Part of me only wants more.

 

Precisely. Including some wonderful works of art like stories about Harry/Voldemort and Hermione/Snape.