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Lit The Force Awakens and the EU [TAGGED spoilers.]

Discussion in 'Literature' started by TypoCelchu, Oct 30, 2012.

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  1. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Of his elbow, you mean.




    .....please tell me it's his elbow.
     
  2. Ulicus

    Ulicus Lapsed Moderator star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    He can't lick it, if that's what you're asking.
     
  3. son_of_skywalker03

    son_of_skywalker03 Jedi Master star 4

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  4. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    We arn't really discussing which parts of Waru to worship or lick... are we? By the holy tongue of Waru, tell me we are not! But on another matter...

    [​IMG]

    The Golden One meets THE Golden One... now that is a couple I could get behind shipping!
     
  5. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Only if a human could fit inside Waru.




    Not counting Luke, I mean.
     
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  6. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    But how do the rules work if it needs two actors inside to correctly function?
     
  7. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Then the two-person creature has to be paired with two regular human-sized creatures. Or one other two-person creature. Or a four-person creature, cut in half. It's really quite simple.
     
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  8. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    Makes sense, so it just requires maintaining an equilibrium of human body mass from both participant creatures.
     
  9. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    Just like regular sex.
     
  10. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    This thread gets more interesting by the minute.
     
  11. CeiranHarmony

    CeiranHarmony Jedi Master star 5

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    it reminds me of LOST... When I showed Starkeiller the light I broke him but Coop just turned into the Smoke Monster!

    [​IMG]



    God... McEwok must be laughing, looking down at us from his shiny place in the highlands! He's gone a few years and look what happened? Now we got not just one but something over 15 sextopics, plus one still hiding behind the metaphor of diversity.
     
  12. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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  13. Zorrixor

    Zorrixor Force Ghost star 6

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    I'm just trying to work out if Disney has broken the rules of Star Wars relationships.

    There's some dodgy stuff in Disney cartoons.
     
  14. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Thankfully, Disney films are avowedly monarchist so we have little to worry about on that front -- there will be none of these "unwashed scoundrel seduces royal princess" nonsense!
     
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  15. Loopy777

    Loopy777 Jedi Knight star 1

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    Queens will still be evil, though. Perhaps the big villain will be Palpatine's heretofore unseen wife.



    I kind of want to see that.
     
  16. Ulicus

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    BAH! I'll note that Jasmine fell in love with him as Prince Abooboo, not as Aladdin!
     
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  18. Ulicus

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    [​IMG]
     
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  19. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    That was just the result of adrenaline and relief at escaping the guards. C'mon dude. :p


    Misa ab iPhono meo est.
     
  20. CooperTFN

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  21. LelalMekha

    LelalMekha Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    If he pulls a Jafar, we'll rather see his long-lost twin sister.
    [​IMG]
     
  22. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    What, you haven't seen my Disney princesses thread in the JCC?

    This is SRS business.
     
  23. Rogue_Follower

    Rogue_Follower Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    It's like every other weekend in #eu!
     
  24. CooperTFN

    CooperTFN TFN EU Staff Emeritus star 6 VIP

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    And you guys wonder why I'm not in there more. :p
     
  25. BigAl6ft6

    BigAl6ft6 Force Ghost star 6

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    So, let's say Disney / Lucasfilm gets into the adaptation game, what would the canon status, say, an adaptation of the Thrawn Trilogy become? animated, mulit-episode arc of the mysterious in-development TV series, live action movie, whatever? Out of anything post ROTJ EU, I would say it has the most potential for being adapted.
     
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