The Fortress *Ladies Only*

::Tosses make-up into a haversack, picks up an instant camera and checks it for film and battery::

And in case all the above don't work...

There's always my trusty double-barrelled blaster rifle! Mwahahahaetceteraetcetera!

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(Does it even look like one...?)

 

*cant talk im sulking*

 

(Princess1 strolls in, wearing purple nail polish, purple, sweater, purple skirt, purple shoes and a purple lightsaber!)

Can you tell I like purple? Gosh, I leave for a day and this thread grows HUGE!

Uh, oh, guy invasion agian! Threatens (TheDarth with purple lightsaber) Sulking or not, this place is for the girls! So beware, attack of the purple jedi has started!

 

nobody can penetrate my sulk field

 

*Suddenly the door flys open the Fortress full of ladies turn there standing on the door step is someone with a baseball cap, vest and jeans, is it a boy coming to terrorize them?*
Nope it's just me AquaRose the tomboy! Am I allowed to come in or is this only a place where girly, girls can come?

 

No, come on in, Aqua! As I told the guys, I have to admit that though I like nail polish and don't mind makeup, I'm more of a tomboy. I'd rather go outside and play football. I spent all of seventh grade having belching contests, and I still do sometimes, with my two-year-old niece, (she wins, believe it or not!), and I'd rather wear jeans...as a matter of fact, I am now.

Anyway, I think you'll be fine.

I'm with you guys!! *grabs several water balloons filled with perfume, a paintball gun, and a bunch of lipsticks for smearing all over the treehouse.* I'm ready!

 

*pulls out a kidnapped Legolas and a kidnapped Aragorn from her closet*

Ladies, I give you the two hottest hunks from Lord of the Rings. I've already done my business with them, so pass them around, and be sure to share

*pulls out blaster, sets it to stun, and puts lipstick on her face*

I'm ready!

 

Legolas... Boy torture... Legolas... Boy torture... I can't make up my mind!

*goes into deep thinking as she desperately tries to decide*
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BOTH!

*throws arm around Legolas*

I'm ready when you are everybody! But where's our fearless leader???? ?

 

*grabs some extra frilly hair ribbons, barrettes, mousse, hairspray and gel, and stuffs it all in a knapsack*

I'm ready! Oooh! Nice blaster Clare!

*thinks to self* I need a weapon too!

*looks around the Fortress* This paintball gun will do nicely *pulls goggles over her eyes and puts on a helmet* Let's lock and load!

 

*plays with Legolas's hair*

I love this guy!

Anyways, I'm ready to raid the Treehouse. Let's go

 

*shoots sulk rays*

 

*straps on backpack full of cosmetic ammo*

Ready.... hehehe! I'll make the boys absolutly gorgeous!

*scans room*

Legy!

Should we dress the LOTR guys up and take them with us or have them just stay here as they are so we can have a... *cough* party when we victoriously return?

 

I missed a lot and don't have time to catch up . . . what did I miss?

 

Um...we did hair, nails, and makeup....kicked TheDarth's butt, who is now sulking, as you can see....Watched MR.....put up a lot of pics of hot guys...and we are now going to raid the guys.

That about it guys?

 

MMMmmmmm, Leggy!

Wait a minute! Where is Frodo?! We have to have Frodo! I can't live without my dear Frodo baby!


And come to think about it, I forgot something again! I left poor Xani chained somewhere!

Runs out and comes back. Xanatos comes in after her, trying to look proud though he has a collor around his neck that is connect to a chain that is connected to a small braclet that is around wrist.

We can share him, he really is wonderful at parties.

Now, back to the raid. I say chain the LOTR and other hotties here, storm the boys, then come back here and celebrate!

~*~ êl hên ~*~

 

We also have to take in account that we might have captives when we return...

How should we go about the raid? Set up a certain time... or just go throughout a longer time period?

Or just go whenever anyone wants?

 

I have severly bad news. One of the boys, men, whatever, who was lurking here, has warned the treehouse of our upcoming raid.

We must attack without mercy!

 

Yes! Xani!

I say we leave the... *ahem* ...lovable captives we already have here.

I say we go in at once! All at one time! Attack with full force!

 

Then we have little time...

Its now or never! Unless we wait until later for the surprise element...

 

Well... we could wait 'til everyone checks in. That should give the boys a little time to forget about our raid.

Besides it's not like they could stop us.

 

So, we wait awhile? I think we can find some things to do....

*sits on Legolas's lap and kisses him*

Ladies, if you'll excuse me....

*pulls the curtain*

 

Ahhh... *pouts* Oh well if Legolas is taken...

Oh Xani!

 

Oh hallelujah, no one has taken Strider.

*grabs Aragorn and pulls him down on the couch next to her*

Forget Arwen, I love you! And look, no pointy ear Vulcan thing!

*waves hand in front of his face like a jedi*

You are in love with me, not Arwen.

*MARA!!!! a chorus of voices is heard, Um, battle, remember?"

Oh, y'all go on without me. I'm busy

 

You guys can have Legolas, Aragorn and Frodo, but keep away from Merry! He's MINE! (So maybe he doesn't look amazing in LOTR, but take a look at him when he's not in costume! *Drool...)

 

Ladies!!!

Let's resist the temptation of LOTR and SW hotties...that's just what the guys want. If we invest our energy on the hotties the guys'll think they can walk all over us!

(readies curling iron and nail polish)

I want to give the Darth a makeover, too...

ATTACK!!!!!!!


EOJ