lol!!! THIS IS JUST AWESOME!!!! A note before I start my piece of (crappy) action, lol, DAMN YOU PATRIOTS!!!!!! I waited to see which team would catch my vote...well, after about 4 minutes of play, it was the Eagles...and CRAP! They lost! AH! I'm pissed! It was a very good game though! Football just ROCKS! And a final note of me saying: PAUL MCCARTNEY FREAKIN' ROCKS!! Okay, that's done and over with....on to the war! ------------------------------------------------------ Will puts his fist to her heart and swears solemly."On my honor, M'lady, I am yours. I would die for you!" As he says this Jack Sparrow dashs by, flailing a sword and a bottle of rum about and shouts in passing..."Oh good! I love weddings, DRINKS ALL AROUND!" Princess That was hilarious! Good thing you woke up! We could use your help by the looks of things! *Solo watches in amazement as Captain Kirk's crew arrives to the rescue... Solo: Hum...this is awesome....instead of being outnumbered probably thousands to 4 we're now about what? thousands to 150....not a bad bit of improvement....oh what am I saying? We're screwed Gollum: Those elves stole my chicks! Solo turns to Gollum who is now in the Darth Vader suit and thinks. *What a waste, really....Darth looked so hot and intimidating in that suit...now the suit is reduced to THIS?* A very large boulder flies mere inches from Solo's head bringing her back to Fortress reality Solo: Crap! Thinking about Darth Vader's hotness can be really hazardous to the health! But before she has time to recover, look around for a target she receives a shot to the side of her thigh.. Solo: OW!!!! That vappin' hurt! While you little prissys, let me get my lightsaber and see how I deal with you! Clones: We got her! We got her! Clones: Charge! Charge! Solo makes a grab for the lightsaber that is hooked to her side, draws it and in one swift move thumbs the thing on..... But Lo! The lightsaber sparks a few times and refuses to ignite Solo: *looks at lightsaber* Oh no. Obi-Wan's gonna kill me. So that is why I didn't feel any shot go through my body...thank the force! Clones: CHARGE!! CHARGE!!!! YODA, who was busy shooting clones this way and that and discussing some kind of strategy with Captain Kirk turns around to scan the area to see how his battle mates were fairing. He notices YODACLONE staring intently at some spot in the fighting crowd. YODA: What are you looking at? Shoot!!! YODACLONE: I thought I just saw Solo get shot! YODA: Did she get shot??? YODACLONE: No. But her lightsaber doesn't seem to be working. YODA: Where? Both YODA and YODACLONE turn to see Solo get run over by a bunch of clones with a purpose screaming CHARGE! Before they can react...Solo gets squished and run over by said clones. Clones: We got her! We got her! Clones: Run away! Run away! Before Solo can free herself from the prettiness of the clones, they bind her hands and unceremoneously flip her over one shoulder and start running away. DAMN IT!