Post 9900!! We're oh so close. * * * * * Jaxx wanders deep into the chasm, knowing that there is no way back. Instead, he is going to have to work his way deep into the chasm and hopefully find his way to the Ultimate Uber Supreme Villain of Doom. On his search for UUSVoD, he is sure to find plenty of trouble. Jaxx: Aw cripes. That's what I get for being a ninja. I'm gonna have to do this all alone. We hear a loud clattering noise and suddenly, a figure appears from nowhere. Jaxx is trying to discern who it may possibly be, and is clueless. But the figure seems almost as clueless as Jaxx is. However, as the figure steps into the light, Jaxx figures out who it is. Jaxx: Ken Watanabe?! What are you doing here?! Ken Watanabe: Well, um, I was in the process of watching The Last Samurai and realized what a good movie it was up until the very end when we find out that Tom Cruise's character is the ONLY ONE that lives and I realized how horribly it finished. Then I came here because everyone else was making a cameo. Jaxx: Cameo? Watanabe: Yeah, it's all the rage now! It's good for any washed up stars like William Shatner or Harrison Ford, guys who are trying to cling on to any last shred of dignity they may have. Jaxx: Hey! Harrison Ford isn't washed up! He's had an awesome career! Watanabe: Name two recent movies by Ford. Jaxx: Um, What Lies Beneath and that one with Anne Heche. Watanabe: See my point? Jaxx: Damn you! But now you realize you're lumping yourself with them, don't you? Watanabe: That's ok. Career revival is why I'm here. Although The Last Samurai was my first English-speaking movie, it killed my career because Cruise ruins everything by being the last one standing. Jaxx: Ok, but why are you HERE? With ME? Watanabe: To make sure that you're not the only one left standing. The Fortress is under heavy attack. I'm here to help. Jaxx: Um, thanks, I think. Let's um, go this way.