The Fresno band humor thread

Discussion in 'Fresno, CA' started by Jedi-Roxy, May 13, 2003.

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  1. Jedi-Roxy Jedi Master

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    Have a band joke? Play an instrument? Just think all band people are funny? Post your thoughts, jokes, and humor page links here!
  2. jedivalens Force Ghost

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    A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know."

    A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!"

    The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative.

    Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!"

    The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?"

    "I'm a musician."

    The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"
  3. Jedi-Roxy Jedi Master

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    Hehehe here's another one.

    What's the difference between a jazz trumpeter and a terrorist?

    The terrorist has sympathizers.

    sorry to all the Jazz trumpeters out there
  4. Jedi-Finney Force Ghost

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  5. Sparticus Jedi Knight

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    My sis knows a bunch of good viola jokes, when she gets back, I'll post em for ya!
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