The Funny Pages

didn't know where to post this. very cool indeed:

http://www.hasbro.com/starwars/default.cfm?page=toyarena

sweet

1. Go to google.com
2. Select Maps
3. Select Get Directions
4. For your starting point select New York, NY
5. For your destination select Paris, France
6. Get the directions
7. Scroll down to #23

I think somebody has way too much time on their hands if they're finding things like this!

I read it in the JCC, I didn't find it by myself!

So funny!

Now that's crazy! I was hoping they say 'Call Charles Lindbergh'

found these, not sure if anyone has 'em...enjoy


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Hee Hee, my cat's stealing the force!

LOL, loved that Pixelsmash movie.

Ha Ha! Watching Cheese

there's this mom on a farm and she's out with the pigs. she happens to notice that one of her pigs gets a cut and needs stitching. so in a semi panic she calls for her daughter to run into the house and get her sewing kit.

after about 15 minutes she calls for her daughter asking what's taking so long as she knows where the sewing kit is at. the daughter replies: "i'm looking for the pink thread and can't find any!"

Children's Science Exam Answers

If you need a laugh, read through these
Children's Science Exam Answers.

These are real answers given by children.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by
which Water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink
because it removes large pollutants like
grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves
and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning
sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the
earth and the moon. All water tends
to flow towards the moon, because
there is no water on the moon, and
nature hates a vacuum. I forget where
the sun joins in this fight.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on
the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you
age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels
and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood
and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated
with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the cow
instead of the bull.

Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized? (e.go., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts---
the brainium, the borax and the
abdominal cavity. The brainium
contains the brain; the borax contains
the heart and lungs, and the abdominal
cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I,
O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: Give the meaning of the term
"Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district
in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you
be eight.

Oh, those are AWFUL! Kids DO say the darndest things!

*I luv ya hun, but I gotta remove that for content.*

My Bad, still, twas funny.

oh, i want one. click click

that would be so rad!!! could you image that at the next star wars celebration? wow wee wow!

So, have we got any engineers in this group?

I don't get it. All the link pulled up was a dumb train video...?

That is sooooo great. But seriously....if that's what the Imps used, no wonder the Ewoks won!! LMBO! EWOKS RULE!

thought you guys might enjoy this.

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid416542555/bctid237455121

I stumbled upon this a while ago, and I don't know why I never put it on here. It's a really great shot.
http://digimatte.deviantart.com/art/verifying-her-credentials-51202151

EDIT: This, too: http://isaia.deviantart.com/art/She-Reaches-Luke-and-Leia-20115269

You know, these aren't funny. Oh, well.