I.E., CA The Funny Pages

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  1. han-shot-first IEFF President & Minister of Propaganda

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    didn't know where to post this. very cool indeed:

    http://www.hasbro.com/starwars/default.cfm?page=toyarena
  2. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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  3. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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    1. Go to google.com
    2. Select Maps
    3. Select Get Directions
    4. For your starting point select New York, NY
    5. For your destination select Paris, France
    6. Get the directions
    7. Scroll down to #23
  4. jedifan77 Jedi Grand Master

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    I think somebody has way too much time on their hands if they're finding things like this!
  5. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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    I read it in the JCC, I didn't find it by myself!
  6. jedi_onasi Jedi Master

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    [face_laugh]
    So funny!
  7. Cara_Undercover_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Now that's crazy! 8-} I was hoping they say 'Call Charles Lindbergh' :p
  8. han-shot-first IEFF President & Minister of Propaganda

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    found these, not sure if anyone has 'em...enjoy


    [image=http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/bobarocks/Star%20Wars%20Items%20of%20Interest/96c7f4b006b310f2f9857e1b3af9310d.gif]
    [image=http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/bobarocks/Star%20Wars%20Items%20of%20Interest/571ec6f43a72aca6e346899e728a53.gif]
    [image=http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/bobarocks/Star%20Wars%20Items%20of%20Interest/2124f289.jpg]
    [image=http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/bobarocks/Star%20Wars%20Items%20of%20Interest/CloneTrooper.gif]
    [image=http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/bobarocks/Star%20Wars%20Items%20of%20Interest/swvomit.gif]
    [image=http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h227/bobarocks/Star%20Wars%20Items%20of%20Interest/swpixelmash_Ep6.gif]
  9. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/JediLoreen/Random%20Stuff/thawtz2.jpg]

    [image=http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/im-in-ur-X-Ying-ur-Z.gif]

    [image=http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/sad-cat.jpg]

    [image=http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/cat_voices.jpg]

    [image=http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/JediLoreen/Random%20Stuff/invisble_bike_crash.jpg]

    [image=http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/JediLoreen/Random%20Stuff/Gondor20kittens.jpg]

    [image=http://bizstone.com/uploaded_images/cat_bike-772222.png]

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/darrkwolff/1173277999-gollum.jpg]
  10. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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    [image=http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j246/sgca27/force.jpg]

    Hee Hee, my cat's stealing the force!
  11. Cara_Undercover_Jedi Jedi Master

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    LOL, loved that Pixelsmash movie.
  12. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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  13. han-shot-first IEFF President & Minister of Propaganda

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    there's this mom on a farm and she's out with the pigs. she happens to notice that one of her pigs gets a cut and needs stitching. so in a semi panic she calls for her daughter to run into the house and get her sewing kit.

    after about 15 minutes she calls for her daughter asking what's taking so long as she knows where the sewing kit is at. the daughter replies: "i'm looking for the pink thread and can't find any!" [face_laugh]
  14. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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    Children's Science Exam Answers

    If you need a laugh, read through these
    Children's Science Exam Answers.

    These are real answers given by children.

    Q: Name the four seasons.
    A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

    Q: Explain one of the processes by
    which Water can be made safe to drink.
    A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink
    because it removes large pollutants like
    grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

    Q: How is dew formed?
    A: The sun shines down on the leaves
    and makes them perspire.

    Q: How can you delay milk turning
    sour?
    A: Keep it in the cow.

    Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
    A: The tides are a fight between the
    earth and the moon. All water tends
    to flow towards the moon, because
    there is no water on the moon, and
    nature hates a vacuum. I forget where
    the sun joins in this fight.

    Q: What are steroids?
    A: Things for keeping carpets still on
    the stairs.

    Q: What happens to your body as you
    age?
    A: When you get old, so do your bowels
    and you get intercontinental.

    Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
    puberty?
    A: He says good-bye to his boyhood
    and looks forward to his adultery.

    Q: Name a major disease associated
    with cigarettes.
    A: Premature death.

    Q: What is artificial insemination?
    A: When the farmer does it to the cow
    instead of the bull.

    Q: How are the main parts of the body
    categorized? (e.go., abdomen.)
    A: The body is consisted into three parts---
    the brainium, the borax and the
    abdominal cavity. The brainium
    contains the brain; the borax contains
    the heart and lungs, and the abdominal
    cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I,
    O, and U.

    Q: What is the fibula?
    A: A small lie.

    Q: What does "varicose" mean?
    A: Nearby.

    Q: Give the meaning of the term
    "Caesarean Section"
    A: The Caesarean Section is a district
    in Rome.

    Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
    A: Benign is what you will be after you
    be eight.
  15. Cara_Undercover_Jedi Jedi Master

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    Oh, those are AWFUL! [face_laugh] Kids DO say the darndest things!
  16. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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    *I luv ya hun, but I gotta remove that for content.* :(
  17. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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    My Bad, still, twas funny.
  18. AboutaSith Jedi Grand Master

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  19. han-shot-first IEFF President & Minister of Propaganda

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    that would be so rad!!! could you image that at the next star wars celebration? wow wee wow!
  20. jedifan77 Jedi Grand Master

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    So, have we got any engineers in this group?
  21. Cara_Undercover_Jedi Jedi Master

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    I don't get it. All the link pulled up was a dumb train video...? :confused:
  22. jedi_onasi Jedi Master

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    That is sooooo great. But seriously....if that's what the Imps used, no wonder the Ewoks won!! LMBO! [face_laugh] EWOKS RULE!
  23. jangosmom Jedi Knight

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    thought you guys might enjoy this.

    http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid416542555/bctid237455121
  24. Miana Kenobi Admin Emeritus

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    Oldie but still a goody. :D
  25. delta_1138 Jedi Knight

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    I stumbled upon this a while ago, and I don't know why I never put it on here. It's a really great shot.
    http://digimatte.deviantart.com/art/verifying-her-credentials-51202151

    EDIT: This, too: http://isaia.deviantart.com/art/She-Reaches-Luke-and-Leia-20115269

    You know, these aren't funny. Oh, well.
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