1. Kelly Ayotte (Senator, New Hampshire) - reasonable 2. Michele Bachmann (Congresswoman, former candidate) - Oh, God, please, no 3. Jeb Bush (former Governor) - if this country elects another Bush, we deserve whatever we get 4. Chris Christie (Governor,New Jersey) - my pick 5. Ted Cruz (Senator-elect, Texas) - oh brother 6. Ken Cuccinelli (Attorney General, to run for Governor, Virginia) - reasonable 7. Mary Fallin (Governor, Oklahoma) - I'm from Oklahoma; this must not happen 8. Jeff Flake (Senator-elect, Arizona) who? 9. Nikki Haley (Governor, South Carolina) - well, she's definitely hot enough 10. Bill Haslam (Governor, Tennessee) - nah 11. Dean Heller (Senator, Nevada) - who? 12. Gary Herbert (Governor, Utah) - not from Utah, thanks 13. John Hoeven (Senator, former Governor, North Dakota) - WHO? 14. Mike Huckabee (former Governor/candidate) - likable, affable 15. Jon Hunstman (former Governor/Ambassador/candidate) - call him crazy for believing in evolution; he'll NEVER get through a Republic primary 16. Bobby Jindal (Governor, Louisiana) - his moment was like three years ago 17. John Kasich (Governor, Ohio) - uh who? 18. Mark Kirk (Senator, Illinois) - er who? 19. Mike Lee (Senator, Utah) - not in 2016 20. Susana Martinez (Governor, New Mexico) - bringing out the Hispanic vote? Doubtful 21. Bob McDonnell (Governor, Virginia) - right 22. Sean Parnell (Governor, Alaska) - because that worked so well last time 23. Rand Paul (Senator, Kentucky) - he'll run; he'll fail in the primary 24. Mike Pence (Congressman and Governor-elect of Indiana) - who 25. Rick Perry (Governor, former candidate) - if he runs again, he deserves whatever he gets; he's stupid enough to give it another shot 26. Rob Portman (Senator, Ohio, former Bush budget director) - probably will run 27. Condoleeza Rice (former Secretary of State) - I doubt she's interested anymore 28. Marco Rubio (Senator, Florida) - he'll run; he has a real shot 29. Paul Ryan (Congressman, former VP candidate) - he'll run; he's charming enough, but I doubt he has a shot 30. Brian Sandoval (Governor, Nevada) - who 31. Rick Santorum (former Senator/candidate) - probably; he's sure an idiot 32. Rick Snyder (Governor, Michigan) - who 33. Pat Toomey (Senator, Pennsylvania) - I doubt it 34. John Thune (Senator,South Dakota) - could be 35. Scott Walker (Governor, Wisconsin) - do you want to see rioting in the streets? God, that was fun.