Discussion in 'LaGrange, GA' started by Xanatos90, Feb 13, 2006.
[hl=red]All available TIE's deploy!
*hops into Vader Model*
Red Leader standing by![/hl]
[hl=black]This is Red 2, I'm going in for a strafing run.[/hl]
I need medical help.
[hl=black]Non-sense. Dead men need no healing.[/hl]
[hl=red]This is Red Leader. Go ahead. I'll pull up and come around from behind.[/hl]
[hl=black]Dew! Dew! Dew! SchikaboOOOOSssshh!![/hl]
[hl=red]"That space cruiser just jetisoned an escape pod! I'll take care of it!"
"Just a little closer..." *beep beep beep* "I have you now."
"One shot, one kill!"[/hl]
What space crusier? And what escape pod? and who did you kill?
Cus it wasn't me.
This is Blue 1,were gonna cut across their axis, and see if we can't draw their fire.
[hl=black]If you're done quoting old holo-vids, there are about a dozen heat seeking missiles on your tail. Any final good-bye's?[/hl]
(performs snap roll and all of the heat seeking missiles crsh into each other...)
Yes..I'll be accepting yoursurrenders any moment now.
**Blue two jumps in with a 10 ship fleet of MonCal starcruisers**
Admiral Ackbar: "Capital ships launch all fighters and target the Death Star's heating vent"
[hl=black]What then? How about the rules/
So basically no more Death Stars or capital ships of any form.[/hl]
Thats what I thought...
(Gets out Wookie Rocket Launcher...)
What? this things legal.
(Locks on to brad and fires)
"Pulls out Wenstars and locks on to Inferno**
"Just a little more to the right: got'cha"
[hl=black]*Jumps into the nearest lake, causing the rocket to fly away, seeking the nearest source of heat, which just happens to be JDD, still laying half-alive behind his tree.*[/hl]
whoops, sorry bud.
Okay..pulls out anti-armor attachment for DC-17 fires into lake causing explasion and sending brad flying out of the water, slightly injured.
[hl=red]*jumps out of the way a split second soon enough.*
*peeks over the hill to see if Chiss has noticed the thermal detonator placed in the smallest pouch of his backpack.*
Take that, Rebel scum![/hl]
*lobs a grenade into infernos direction*
"To bad 'cuase when I took out my blasters I found your little present and put it in inferno's pocket."
[hl=red](Chiss: Not possible. Thermal detonators explode much too quickly for that to happen)
Wedge... possible. *kicks the grenade accross the battlefield and runs out of sight*[/hl]
*shoots at inferno...but misses*
Okay in that case I'm going to the closest hospital...
*Magic BF2 defilbrilators*
Your good to go chiss.
*Shoots Brad and hits him*
**Looks at Westars**
"These simply will not do"
**Pulls out a brand new, never before seen DC45**