The Galactic Civil War

*Falls to the ground, incapacitated.*

Help.

*shoot at chiss with siper rifle*

"Darnit! I clipped his ear!"

*sneaks behind Inferno with the intention of backstabbing him...twig snaps*

"Well...now doesn't that just suck..."

"Ohh! what stupid moran shot my ear"

**Looks around and sees teh_pne and shoots some covering fire for him to escape**

Joins with chiss in covering teh_pne

*Looks around*


What the heck...where did everyone go!


Shoots "the monkey that cannot die" from Pirates of the Cariibean 2

(Wow I just remembered this)

"Say hello to my little friends"


Shoots monkey with heavy grenade luancher.

I forget Chis...whos team are you on?

(Shoots him with machine gun.)

*Captures Teh Pne with a net from behind as hologram of self disappears.*
"I have you now."

No...I have you....(Shoots him with a snipr rifle from point blank range)


$#&%$&$% IT I MISSED!

*sticks sticky grenade onto Wedge's helmet and runs... leaving Teh Pne to die from the explosion also... in the net.

"Too Close."

oh yeah... *runs*

chucks helmet

ummm...







*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*


That's all one BIG boom... I promise...

**Watches from private viewscreen on personal skyhook**

"Stupid moran killed my clone"

**Presses Button and nuke's um all**

"HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHA"

oh $#@#$@#$..

You killed me too chisss.....


gah dnag it...

Uhhh... no.
*hops into TIE Interceptor and blasts to the atmosphere to wait out the explosion.*
*sees skyhook with enemy markings*
"I don't know who you are... but I know what you are... DEAD!"
*locks on and releases a flurry of missiles*

Its called shields inferno....

*(In spirit form) watches as Inferno goes crashiing into the shields*

Bye-bye

I never said I flew THAT near to the ship.

"Since when did interceptors get missles?"

"Oh well"

**Uses turbolasers to blow inferno into little bitty piecies**

Maybe I'm suggestin your a terrible pilot.

"I AM NOT!!!"
Interceptors have homing missles... at least they do in Battlefront II
*Pulls up and barrel rolls into evasive maneuver then accelerates toward the ship firing laser cannons at shield generator port*
"If you're going to defeat me, you'll have to do better than that. This is one of the fastest, most maneuverable Imperial fighters ever built! Xanatos, care to help out in a dogfight?"

(No, TIE Intercptors in the movies don't, that was added in so that the Interceptor would equal the A-Wing in the Game)


**Luanches a flurry of missles at Xantos while firing a cover spread of turbolaser fire**


"Beat that"

(...So, maybe I made a few modifications...)
*Closes engine ports and switches cooling system to high while using the ships momentum to evade cover fire.*
*The missiles, which have no heat to detect fly off into space*
*Opens engine ports and sends a flurry of missiles to the skyhook's sheild generator port, fatally damaging deflector sheilds*
"Check."

Inferno how come you don't die?

Are you hacking?

God mode perhaps?

Come on! You have to admit that was a legit move! You have to give someone a post to defend themselves. They don't die unless there's no way out! And if you call what I'm doing hacking, I'M not the only person who's god-modding.