Bay City, MI The Galactic Garage

hello and welcome to the newest installment of our old jedi astrolabé.
some of you may remember, some of you may not, and some of you may not want to remember.
at any rate, what we've pioneered here is a space-worthy flying-garage.
coolio himself could never have envisioned a ride so fantastic as all of this.
the galactic garage represents the basic beauty of an astrolabe without all of the necessary science,
or as the spanish say; "sciencias".

here, we just basically have a place to hang out that's every bit as good as our own beloved BCFF HQ, but in space, and on the intranet!!! oh, and it'll stay warm all year long.

just to get a feel for it, some of the galactic garage looks a bit like this:

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then there's our communications hub and general laboratory:

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and here's what this station looks like when it gets invaded by savage "stout-grogs":

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and here's me, the beloved and otherwise benevolent captain maxle mastarweilder:

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now, let's blast off and find some good crap to do!

 

One time an alien, "Feral Deer," tried to infect the integrety of this sanctum, good thing we were ready with cans of "off" empty bottles and lighters to sanitize the situation.
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And Here's Deej in front of the infamous "Sex Sweater"
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man i have got to see this garage or "craft" as you call it

 

A long time ago, in a garage far, far away...

Captain Maxle Mastarweildar and his infamous crew of delinquents went
hunting for nightfish, in the cold depths of space. All seemed fine, when along
came a surprise that none of them could've prepared for. It was ***** Dave, the possum!
What luck!!! Finally the man,...er, uh, possum himself. The one rodent that once saved the universe.
Much to learn we all had, and many thanks to give, to this special, special, ***** Dave. Let's all leave him some treats.

 

I can't believe he ate that whole cake!
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i hereby proclaim secondbest as king!!!

 

Alright. I'm out of here then. See you guys when Sec's been ousted!

 

he's never even been in the garage!!!!

 

That's what I'm saying! If Sec's the king of the garage, then [image=http://www.faygoluvers.net/v4/siteinfo/images/meatwad.gif] is his loving queen. And I'm a rebel. Sara, let's start a rebel alliance!!!

 

So that's what Bara looks like? Hahahahahahahahaha. AND DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO MAXLE, BARA.

 

L.......O...........L!!!!!!!!!!

 

i've always wanted to a rebel. i'm with you j.p.

 

*destroys the rebellion*

 

*rebuilds the rebellion using indestructable toothpicks*

 

*destroys Jutt*

*locks Bara in the basement*

 

This will be the logo for our new Flannel Alliance. They will witness the true power of this fully operational Flannel Swatch.
[image=http://www.vermontflannel.com/images/flannel/nt_288.jpg]

 

yes!!!

 

No.

 

great galloping galactic garage!!!

 

Ole timey Jank.....

 

for some reason i was thinkin' of olde tyme jank the other day.
i havn't played that game in years, let alone sent out a measley girl jank.

 

Well, I guess you're about ready then. [image=http://movies.go.com/images/movies/f/FearandLoathinginLasVegas_1998.jpg]

 

i am ready!
and i'm not affraid!
but i think i'd have to clean out the garage a bit first. oh, and we need a new game-ball for the board too.