Oceania The Geek Quote-A-Thon

I want to say One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest or Twelve Monkeys but... ?

 

There's a cage and a firehose involved...

 

Dracula.

It was on the tip of my frick'n tongue.

'I think it's the worst idea since Greedo shooting first'.

 

Nope, not Dracula.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

 

Planet of the Apes

"God Damn I hate that Bitch"
"Probably shouldn't have married her then huh?"

 

The Abyss. Bud and Hippy

That film has to be the most quoted film on this page!


They used to call this "The Hammer".

 

hmm, wouldn't be the Abyss would it?

"Hey man, I've got five kids to feed"

 

The Fifth Element...Benny, to Bruce Willis.

"You wanna compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse Prize when I was twelve. Big deal. Published at 19. So what. I got a double doctorate at 20; chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this job? The money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives, okay?"

 

Actually Sainheart, that would be Benny to Arnie in Total Recall.

 

that is from Armegeddon but my quote is NOT from the Fifth Element, it was Benny that said it however.

 

Doh!

Never mind...

 

your turn mauls-menace

 

"They carry a knife, you carry a gun.
They send one of us to the hospital, we'll send one of them to the morgue."

 

Now *that* one I know. Sean Connery's character to Kevin Costner, the "Untouchables".

"Steel has always carried with it a riddle. You must learn its discpline..."

 

Conan the Barbarian

and the actual quote is

"...And the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline...


"The price is wrong, bitch!"

 

Happy Gilmore.

'I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is'.

(...and if Saintheart had of said the full quote it would have been too easy).

 

Toy Story 2

(and I know that would have given it away but his quote was wrong not just abbreviated)

 

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark!"

 

Nelson, the Simpsons

 

"wouldn't you prefer a good game of chess?"

 

WARGAMES!!! The movie that launched a thousand hacks.

"Game over, man, game over..."

EDIT: Oh, yeah, it was Joshua the badass mainframe to Ferris Bueller, er, whoever the guy was who played Ferris Bueller...

 

Hudson, Aliens.

"Boogey, boogey. I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow. Boogey!"

 

Muppet Treasure Island

"Draw up the standard rich and famous contract"

 

Damn you, Luigi. You were to quick!

 

The Muppet Movie.

'Gentlemen, meet Lug!'