Oceania The Geek Quote-A-Thon

(and if you don't know it, don't reply)

What, like this?

E_S

 

[Monty_Python]But I'm not dead yet![/Monty_Python]

 

What Neech said is from TMNT, Donatello said that when the foot soldiers were in the midst of fighting them in that old building.


"That's no joke, that's a rope, Tuco, and I want you to stand up there and put your head in that noose"

 

*bump*

I don't know the answer, anyone else?

 

Of course, how could I forget that one *smacks head in annoyance* Good, The Bad And The Ugly. Blondie to Tuco.

You realise that each of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear reactor on our backs?

 

Ghostbusters.

'Death by stereo!'

 

The Lost Boys!!!

"I do not want money. I do not want wealth. All I ask is that people humbly and honestly sink to their knees and worship me."

 

Any takers? I'll check back tomorrow night and post the answer if no-one knows it...

Here's an abstract clue...

BOTBTGG

 

This is too hard. You should limit it to cult movies or famous movies or quotes, not obscure lines from shows like buffy or angel.

 

obscure huh?

 

BOTBTGG = Bill Oddie, Tim Brooke-Taylor and Graeme Garden (you can blame Soup for the obscure clue, he thought it up...) And the quote is from an episode of the Goodies...

 

And the next one is ..?

 

"He doesn't know about the two seashells"

And what do you think they were referring to?

 

It's three seashells, and it's from Demolition Man.

"Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts, the no smoking sign has been lit up, sit back and enjoy your flight..."

Edit: Oh yeah, the seashells were used to clean your...ahem, moving on.

 

The Matrix. Tank. (He'll be your operator. )

...or it might be Will Smith's character in Independence Day. He used a similar phrase.

"Thank you for taking Johnnycab! We hope you enjoyed the ride, ha-ha!"

 

Total Recall

"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a d**k?"

 

Sounds like something out a Kevin Smith film, but I'll be buggered if I know which one...what the hell, I'll take a stab and say Clerks.

 

Donnie Darko

"Stick all the bits of brain in a plastic bag, Barry, we'll need them for analysis"

Barry - "No bloody way mate, you can come down here and do that yourself"

 

Bad Taste.

Awww, ya letting him win... Ninja kick the damn rabbit!

 

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.....

and now for mine

"Doesn't Bill Gates have something like that?"

"Bill who?"

DS

 

Antitrust


"And this is the point in the story where I throw down the gun, and have this big cathardic revelation that suicide's wrong, and that life is worth living, everything's fine. You know, all that crap. And that's why this story doesn't work, because I just ... don't ... buy it."

 

Oh my God! Another Maxx fan! I must say I am totally blown away. So much of this thread comes off as posturing, "I'm into this clittle cult movie that you don't know" (not that there's anything wrong with that, it's the geek-quote-athon after all), but in this case I'm actually impressed.



"Steve, don't come yet."

EDIT- spelling

 

No? How 'bout this, same film...

"In a parallel universe we're probably a scorching couple."

 

Vanilla Sky

"They say I paid my debt to society."
"Funny, I never got a check."

 

Oceans Eleven

"Mutha Puss Bucket"