Phx The Geek Test

30.76923% - Total Geek

What can I say, I made my Chemistry teacher cry in high school because I just didn't get it!

 

Main Entry: geek
Pronunciation: 'gEk
Function: noun
Etymology: probably from English dialect geek, geck fool, from Low German geck, from Middle Low German
Date: 1914
1 : a carnival performer often billed as a wild man whose act usually includes biting the head off a live chicken or snake
2 : a person often of an intellectual bent who is disapproved of
- geeky /'gE-kE/ adjective


Now I want that on a T-shirt

 

46.74556% - Super Geek

woot i am da 1337

 

Hey Sistine... GREAT idea. Do you think we could find a tshirt company that would personalize each shirt with our own geek %? I'm imagining a football jersey style layout... In big numbers on the front: 46.74556% Across the back shoulders reads: Super Geek

lol

 

We could do them like Softball shirts. They have t-shirt transfers for printers now that are really good! Oh the next PFF shirt!

 

And for those of us that scored maybe 40% and higher, we could get Pope hats bearing the symbol for Pi (encrusted with dilithium crystals, of course) to go with the shirts, and trimmed with various precious metals for every 10% after that.

*.#. ^ .#.*
*.* /_\ *.*
..* (| |) *..
.*# | | #*.
. . . . . .

There. Like that. Notice the shiney sparklies of my adamantium-trimmed Pope hat. Choad's would have to be latinum.

 

TK-4752: Indeed your skills, they do astound me.

Now I'm gonna ask, because I can't resist...

Just how long did it take you to do that post?

 

Wenchy...Not too long. I didn't want to overdo it. I had considered putting in a chicken's head talisman and a few other things, but...I'm at work! I don't have all day to spend in a forum.

 

I have to wonder how the word evolved from meaning a circus performer biting off the heads of live animals to...it's current social implication.

 

SUPER GEEK!

She's a supa-geek, supa-geek...Supa-geeky!

 

She's a very geeky girl...the kind who plays on the computaaah!

 

15.6667% Geek

25.6% Nerd...



Ryan

 

hows this for bad. one year for softball, my team got together and put values of things on the backs of our shirts in lieu of numbers. i had the weight of an electron.

 

That is pretty bad.

 

To quote Ogre...

"Nerds!!!!"


If you ever have a chance go back and watch Revenge of the Nerds...if those guys are 'nerds' we are in a lot of trouble...

 

The geek shall inherit the earth.

We control payroll
We control your internet access
We control the network at your office, your lawyer, your doctor, and everywhere else

All bow down and tremble before us (or pretend enough to soothe our egos)

 

23.1%, I am not worthy.

 

We control payroll
We control your internet access
We control the network at your office, your lawyer, your doctor, and everywhere else



I feel like I should be quoting Fight Club.

We pick up your garbage, we connect your phone calls, we guard you while you sleep...DO NOT **** WITH US.

 

Even though I'm only a total geek, tonight while I was reading the dictionary, yes, while I was reading the dictionary I came across this:

Aldebaran n. A double star in the constellation Taurus, one of the brightest stars in the sky, 68 light-years from Earth.

Aldebaran
Alderaan

Hum . . . .

 

Interesting, I have found a lot of interesting stuff while reading the dictionary...I subscribe to the word of the day from Webster online...

 

Hey! Show me the link, baby! I'd love to get a new word a day!

 

Read everyone's results on the first page after seeing mine... I was worried.. Then I saw the results on page 2.. Now I'm normal.
51.08481% - Super Geek