The Genghis

(Inspired by a comment by ReaperFett)

With apologies to Genghis12.



Genghis: Lit forum denizen 18; Init: +6 (Natural); Defense: 30 (thick hide, stubborn); Spd: 20 m; VP/WP: 100/14; Atk: +18/+12/+6 (verbal tirade) or +18/+12/+6 (reference posts); SV: automatically makes all saving throws; SZ: M (6'); Rep: 20; Str: 12; Dex: 13; Con: 14; Int: 16; Wis: 15; Chr: 13; Challenge Code: F; Skills: Shoot down your argument +18; Pop up where you least expect him: +10; Canon arguments +12; RPG knowledge +14; Anti-Zahn knowledge: +14; Engineering: +10

The Genghis resides normally in the Literature Forum, but is occasionally seen in other forums participating in discussions on a wide variety of topics. While not normally a predator, the Genghis will stock prey that it feels have left themselves open for attack. While not really a lurker, it has a nasty tendency to show up where you least expect it, in the most unusual of places, (recently the Genghis has been seen in the Survivor/Gauntlet threads in Communities). It is at this point unknown what the Genghis eats (we suspect a diet of Whoppers, Gummy bears and Coca-Cola), but rumors indicate it snacks occasionally on Zahn and Mara Jade fans, however, this should not be taken as indicative of its normal diet.

If encountered in the Literature Forum, the Genghis has been known to be very hospitable to new inhabitants and regulars alike. He has a fondness for Shira Brie (and this is well understood by the author of this bio), Kyle Katarn and Marvel Comics Star Wars. If approached by the Genghis, don?t panic, it will not charge unless provoked; usually by comments about the Expanded Universe not being canon, that Mara Jade is an original character or Timothy Zahn?s brilliance.

EDIT: One open thread in someone's honor is enough, IMO. We'll lock this one for now.

 

thanks for the warning

 

LMAO... I think you may be on to something. I can picture partial stats for yourself, Sturm, Valiento...

I actually follow a simple post pattern...

1. Post on canon (Can substitute an Anti-Zahn Post).
2. Post on obscure continuity
3a. Post on Marvel (if happy)
3b. Post against Zahn (if ticked off, alternatively can substitute an Anti-Mara Post)
4. Anti-Mara Post
5. Repeat.

In any case... LMAO again! (Even if this should go in community)

 

Canon arguments +12; RPG knowledge +14; Anti-Zahn knowledge: +14

Hey, these stats are pretty low. Canon arguements should be at least +20, Anti-Zahn knowledge +30 minimum, and RPG knowledge at least a minimum of +19.

 

I wanna play.

GAW: Lit forum denizen 15; Init: +5; Defense: 30 (thick hide, stubborn); VP/WP: 100/17P: +18/+12/+6 (logic; SV: Saving throws automatically made; SZ: M (5'10"); Rep: 20; Str: 10, Dex 10, Con 13, Int 17, Wis 15, Chr: 13; Challenge Code: E; Skills: Canon Arguments +18; RPG Knowledge +17, NJO Arguments +25.
Feats: NJO Critic, Veteran Canon Warrior

 

I'd post by own stats, but you'd all think I was being a power-gamer

 

GAW...
"I wanna play."

You forgot one, GAW...

Special Abilities: Immune to Comic Books

 

Thanks, Genghis. I really needed a good chuckle right now.

 

GAW...
"Thanks, Genghis. I really needed a good chuckle right now."

With Kier and everyone else here, you know it's just a matter of time before something riotously funny's going to be said.

 

[waiting for something funny]

 

LOL!

 

It wasn't that funny, but it did give me a little chuckle when I needed it. I despise depression.

 

ROTFLOL!

 

[waiting for something funny]

Can't think of anything right now. Call me when you become interesting.

 

I wonder what someone would come up with for me.

 

Still waiting for that comedic genius...
<<<<taps fingers impatiently>>>>

 

Someone do me! I would exept I cant do prg.

 

Yeah, I have no clue about RPG either. Don't feel bad.

 

I'm completely in the dark when it comes to RPG as well

 

lol if i knew anything about RPG i bet that would be even funnier

 

chissdude :

Skills : Type Correctly -10, Come up with Weird Theories +8

 

chissdude...
"Someone do me!"

You know, I think I said those same words when I was at a sorority party once. You had more luck with it here than I did, though.

 

lol