The Gentlemen's Writing Guild

Here I thought Hermie'd be around to flirt with...*sulks off*

Luney's found a thread full of guys to flirt with and she's sulking off?

[threepio]Typical.[/threepio] heh.

 

Oh, really. I have my methods.

And, BMK, you will be paying for those comments with more unpunished Bothan-sneakiness.

 

Aye, but Arin, you are stingy with your kisses.

 

*watches everyone, amused*

 

Stingy, but faithful

 

And, BMK, you will be paying for those comments with more unpunished Bothan-sneakiness.

Damn. I guess I'll have to take care of him myself. Or not. This Lazyboy is comfortable. I'll find him later. It's easy to follow the Bothan stench.

 

*Sips some Jeru Tea*

Does anyone get the feeling that we are in a fishbowl, and all the girls are watching and judging our every post?



Cause I do....



And, I'm all for reading and writing some fan fics... PM a link to me, and I'll give it a once over...

 

*pokes the Imperial Hammer through the Fishbowl* Do a trick!

Stingy but faithful Arin...I guess that works.

 

*pokes lunetta* I watch everyone. The other men are in a fishbowl and all the women are in an iron cage.

I'm free on the outside however.

 

Does anyone get the feeling that we are in a fishbowl, and all the girls are watching and judging our every post?

*pokes the Imperial Hammer through the Fishbowl* Do a trick!

I get that feeling now.

Maybe if we pretend they aren't there, they'll go away. Any other idea I can think of would get me banned and that would be bad.

 

*peers around*

It's a mighty big fishbowl!
Especially with the jumbotron on the wall.

I can live with it.

 

Hello guys, I'm lazykbys and I write SW fanfics because the feedback here is great. Oh, and also because plot bunnies hold my sanity hostage until I get things written.

A shameless plug of my fics:
Fifteen Hundred Credits Jedi purge vignette
The Fires of Rebellion post-ANH AU fic in progress
There's a few more in my bio.

*looks at bottom of fishbowl* Says here, "So long, and thanks for all the -" Fics?

 

So witty.


No really.

Nice. What's up? *looks*

 

As a woman I am interested to know what you men think are the differences in women's versus men's writing styles. Any comments?

 

I suppose it's alright to have a few ladies around- This is a Gentleman's club, afterall...

Yay! Thank you!

Don't worry men, I'll flirt with you.

*watched lunetta and Atona, amused*

Hi Elu.



*joins Sarah in spraying cooties all over the place*

 

Thrawn: All I can think of right now is the fact that my room last year, where I watched my DVD of the film for the first time, overlooks the place in the street climax of the recent coda to the triology takes place...

Major



I really need to read Lyra's Oxford again...

But... um... *Flails around wildly for something cool about where I live*

Aha!

I'm pretty sure that my school is associated with the place they filmed the climax to the pseudo-Bond/Bean/Austin spyfilm...


Are we going to have Guild challenges as well?

And flowerbee, VadersMistress: NOOOOO! This was a cootie free zone! Now I'll never take my hermetically sealed anti-cootie suit off!

 

Fishbowl? Nah! This is a Sprawling Mansion that Prince Charles would envy. Does anything happen when he snaps his fingers?

Ladies theres a nice spa with mud baths and free make-overs in the west wing. Lots of lufas or whatever they're called with all the works. Plenty of things to be pampered with.

lazykbys, thanks for posting the links. I for one will try to start reading some stories here and leave some feedback. Hopefully lots of action and angst.

dianethx, I couldn't say exactly what the differences in writing styles is yet, apparently all the stories I've read have been from the girls. I must compliment the girls for being so descriptive in many instances. I will add that I come away wanting to hug someone, though. Must be a good thing. So I will focus now on reading man stories. Lots of shoot em up, bad guys die horrible deaths, good guys save the day and gets the girl type stories.

SpeldoriontheBlended we will be having guild challenges. I believe page one and two of this fast growing thread have some in-depth discussion on the matter. Let us know what you'd like to see regarding challenge topics, etc.

Let's get some more suggestions going on the formation of a committee and also upcoming challenges.

Okay, I'm off to work now. Have a good one guys....and gals.

 

*joins Sarah in spraying cooties all over the place*

Great. Now I have to deal with both of you. I already know threats won't do much good. I'll just have to put my engineering skills to good use to install a cootie filtration system. *snaps fingers* Yes, that will do nicely. Ok guys, we're cootie free now.

 

I sabotaged it. You think that's air you're breathing now?

 

Why is it wherever men go, women follow?

 

I sabotaged it. You think that's air you're breathing now?

Yes. Because my engineering is flawless and any attempts at sabotage will be circumvented by my design. That expensive piece of paper they gave me in June means something after all. Even if I all too much of a bum to go out and get a real job. Grad school rules.


Why is it wherever men go, women follow?

They can't live without us and they know it.

 

My daddy has been an engineer for twenty years, he helped me, so there.

Just to stay somewhat ontopic...should I direct a few 'gentlemen' over here?

 

I must compliment the girls for being so descriptive in many instances.

Depends on what we're describing.

 

My daddy has been an engineer for twenty years, he helped me, so there.

You still can't beat flawless engineering. And a snap of my fingers would repair any physical damage. *snap* Ha! Try to get past my new security system. The filters are now guarded by rabid Ewoks and that's only the first line of defense. (The little bears have to be good for something).

Just to stay somewhat ontopic...should I direct a few 'gentlemen' over here?

I don't like the implication of your statement. Do you have something you'd like to say to me?

And hanging out and talking nonsense are stated purposes of this thread. So we're perfectly on topic.

 

McEwok: What is your favourite kind of whiskey?

And does anyone drink real ale? (I'm talking the Black Sheep, Speckled Hen kinda stuff)