This is the 11th iteration of the Old Folk?s Home The following are the social forum requirements and method of inclusion (official inclusion, mind you ? it?s not like we kick out visitors, especially if you bring the old people candy). 1. Be at least of the age of 25. (Changed back due to popular demand). 2. Be a like-minded individual - For the 24 and under crowd that feels old. You have extra chores to do, like rub bunions and get a job (like me). 3. You need to PM Otis_the_Orderly for a room. This is key, and not surprisingly is often overlooked by most people. I am the keymaster. I am the gatekeeper. If you want a lovely room number to toss into your signature or tattoo on your buttocks, you need to PM me. (And don't keep PM'ing me every half hour wondering when you get your room number - I have a life. I'll get around to it! Just don't get all excited and die from a heart attack waiting for it. Sheesh!!) 4. Oh, and you need to stay active, or I?ll assume that you?ve died of old age and will be unceremoniously discarded. With that, here is the current room assignment. -------------- TheMorgue ? The_Paul_Bearer The Basement (Orderly Office) Otis_the_Orderly Sanitation Dept. - Ward Sanitation Engineer ? Position Open! Changes, as usual, in red: The barely breathing Drawer ? Geriatric 1 ? **vacant** 2 ? **vacant** 3 ? **vacant** 4 ? **vacant** 5 ? **vacant** 1st Floor - East Wing - Administrative Offices and Cafeteria 1st Floor - West Wing - Recreation Room and Physical Therapy 2nd Floor - East Wing Room ? Geriatric Physical Therapy - Ward Masseuse ? asfnone Physical Therapy - Respiratory Therapist ? mavjade 201 ? Jinnerbread 202 ? DarthUncle 203 ? sweetcaroline 204 ? Lady_Sami_J_Kenobi 205 ? SarkaVrae 206 ? Zaranne 207 ? obiwankenobilover 208 ? Darth_Meanders 209 ? Darrkwolff 210 ? mrsvos 211 ? JEDI_TEEGIRLOO 212 ? TK-2970 213 ? MsLanna 214 ? Sirene 215 ? academygrad88 2nd Floor - West Wing Room ? Geriatric Candystriper ? Position Open! 216 ? DarthSticky 217 ? SVAndrei 218 ? J-Rod 219 ? Healer_Leona 220 ? Mayhem 221 ? PrincessChattyCathy 222 ? yankee8255 223 ? JediFarfy 224 ? JediYvette 225 ? anakin_girl 226 ? Malaki 227 ? Jag4Me 228 ? Earwen_Lightrider 229 ? **Vacant** 230 ? **Vacant** 3rd Floor - East Wing Suites ? Geriatric Candystriper ? BultarSwan 301 ? Kessel Runner 302 ? mac-nut 303 ? Tobey-Wan 304 ? Elf 305 ? Darth_Gangrenous 306 ? JediFalcon 307 ? Yoda_yo_mama 308 ? Adalia_Durron 309 ? Jedi_Satimber 310 ? PatttyB0123 3rd Floor - West Wing Suites ? Geriatric 311 ? spooky-kid 312 ? Maulfly 313 ? GrandAdmiralStrife 314 ? beezel26 315 ? Kavic_Toth 316 ? Dark_Lady_Jada 317 ? Katya_Jade 318 ? DarthPhelps 319 ? Crash_Davis 320 ? GIMER Tin Shed out Back ? thomasmontgomery (Maintenance Engineer) Refurbished Closet Next to Medical ? Luna_Nightshade (Official Maker of Tapioca Pudding and Bearer of Metamucil) Management Building Manager?The_WARD_Manager Cafeteria?Chef_Boy-R-D Garage?Bert-the-Bus-Driver [colo
Now with new linky linkies in the opening post! I told you we can name the next Ward after your Great,Great Grandpappy, Crash!
Great..just as I was readjusting to the place, we go and get a new one. You can't do that to us oldies! It's unjust! It's not fair! It's......uh....um what was I thinking about? Is Matlock on yet?
Yay, new room! *comes in and dances around and trips over her oxygen cord* Whoops. *Pages the nurse* Could somebody help me up, please?
I just took Otis' most recent list and added a few things. Nurse Ratchet wasn't on there before either...
Well it's a rainy day here and considering we just made the huge move to a new thread, I think I'm going to go take a nap, (assuming the nurse comes to help me up sometime this year. )
Ah, the smell of a new ward!! Gags and passes out. Thanks for keeping my room open, Otis! I'll try to get by here more often! [Looks at green jello on lunch tray] Umm, I think I'll pass on the jello this time! Hi, Eethy! I used to hang out on the social thread in Ep. III many years ago! Can anyone help me get to the fan force boards? My computer throws me into a Google loop that I can't get out of!!!
Oh yay, you went with my suggestion Happy Sigh drags in stuff from the other old thread, climbs into Mauly's chair and falls asleep
Green Jello and unnecessary enemas. Hey DG, how have you been? Hey Jag, don't worry, Otis is usually busy smoking out behind the Ward and making out with Nurse DeLite. You're welcome to stop by anytime, though, at least till you get a room!
