JCC The Geriatric Ward, Epsiode VI - Return of the Green Jello

Found this on page two.

Where the hell are all the other old farts that use to hang out here?

 

We died.

We got better, tho.

 

Strife killed it. I found it on page 3 again and not the good page 3 either.

 

-Wanders out into hallway, realizes he must be lost... AGAIN... cause place looks NO WHERE like it used to... heads back to safety-

 

Sheesh, there's so many cobwebs in this place it's hard to find your way around.

So... anything new while I was MIA? For months...

 

Not really, Kavic. What have you been up to?

 

Hey, Strife and Maulfly! Congrats on the baby!!! Wait till you get him home, which I am sure has already happened.

Rescued again from page 3.

Welcome back, Kavic!!

 

How can we keep that from happening again?

 

Since he's three weeks early, he's till in the hospital. Maulfly was discharged last Friday, but they have a program that since baby is still considered a patient, mommy gets to stay in the hospital too.

If all goes well, he should be home in a few days.

 

Congratulations on having the New Years Baby!

 

Strife,

No wonder he's not happy with his new accommodations!! Neo-natal ICU is not fun! Hope you can take him home soon!!

 

Three weeks isn't that preemie, unless he had a low birth weight. My daughter was 4 to 5 weeks 'preemie,' but she weighed almost 6 pounds. The only problem she had the first day after she was born was that her lungs were having a little trouble adjusting and she had to be on a respirator her first few hours of life on the outside.

I hope Strife and Maulfly's little miracle is healthy and goes home soon!

I am very busy at work today.

 

SO he decided at about 8 last night he had enough of the feeding tube and yanked the sucker out. He seems more relaxed now so the RNs and doctors decided to keep it out and see how he does. He's eaten everything he's been given since then.

Hoping we can get him home soon (but not too soon, as daddy has come down with a nasty cold)

 

Glad to hear that he is doing well.

 

Get well, soon, daddy! So he pulled his feeding tube out? Strong little tyke, isn't he? He's cute, at least what I can see of him in that photo.

 

question that will affect him for THE REST OF HIS LIFE:

Circumcised or no? I was, but I have no opinion either way on the matter. Neither does the medical community, I asked the doctors

 

Don't do it!!! I didn't have my son circumcised and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's based on an old Egyptian myth regarding seeing snakes shed their skins and figuring that had something to do with immortality, so they cut of the skin of the body part that resembled a snake. (Gosh, it's hard to write on this subject with 13-yr-olds in mind so you dont' totally shock them, I mean).

 

I don't think it's wrong, either, but give the little guy a choice. It's like having a tattoo or a body piercing, he can have it done later if he wants to.

 

To snip, or not to snip. That is the question.

 

D-G,

No, no, no!!! Snipping refers to a vasectomy, not a circumsion.

 

Something down there is getting cut off so snip, snip, snip still applies.