JCC The Geriatric Ward, Epsiode VI - Return of the Green Jello

I'm old on the outside, inside not so much!!


Sent from X Wing in Deep space.

 

Wheel??!?!?!? No way!! If anything I'll straffin' this place in no time!!! LOL

 

WOW, I can't remember exactly but 15 years ago I think ..........and mine were 6 and 3.

Yes, I have a 21 year old and an 18 year old and the 21 year old is married to a former board member..........

Can't even edit my bad grammar! Blooming bird got out and I've been chasing it!!

Daughter gave son a Kakarikki Kiwi parrot for Christmas, now we have three birds, three guinea pigs and two dogs.......and a teenage boy.

 

Eh Hubby can take care of himself!

@Albaholly was his name back then, I met him when he was 19 and in University. Bit of a playboy from memory so when my daughter said she was going to England to meet him, alarm bells were going off big time.

 

Nope, @Sinrebirth was the first Call up, then @halibut, then @A-Wings_Rule got a message. I was all over it like flies on Poodoo!!! They all gave me their numbers for her to call if needed and as they were dotted over the country, I had it covered. Turned out Alba had cleaned up his act and was a complete gentleman! Kissed her hand even apparently! Now he's our Son in Law............and he's good egg.

 

Its nice to have another SW Fan around (other than my son!) You're boy is growing up so damn fast, enjoy this time, it's over so quickly!

I'm off to vacuum, iron and hang washing - then to the market to get fruit and bird seed! See, just a boring housewife now! I will be back, I promise, but you can't keep me here, my spirit is too young for a retirement village!

Reminds me there is an advert on the Radio here "Do you remember 1977 when Star Wars was released? So do we and at our Retirement Village you will find like minded people" I was stunned when I heard it, I ain't freaking dead yet!!! Geez!!!

 

I see @Sarge is just lurking like a creepy old man and 'liking' things probably with a creepy smile! Come out of the shadows old man!!

 

No! Join us or you will die lonely and wrinkled!

 

I was suddenly tagged here and was more offended that I’d been geriatric’d.

But yes. Addie trusted me with her daughter! Mad woman.


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Let’s see...1977. I was living in a condo complex, and there was a teenage girl who lived in the building, the older sister of a friend of mine, who drove a light blue Volkswagen Beetle which I thought was the coolest. I would get in the front seat of my mother’s Vista Cruiser station wagon with wood-paneled sides and pretend I knew how to drive.

The people who lived just under me had all the Star Wars toys. I mainly remember R2 and 3PO.

My favorite song was Dancing Queen by ABBA, but Take a Chance on Me was a pretty good song too. And Sesame Street (which was geared towards older kids then) and the Muppet Show were still good.

All that said, this place is the closest I plan to get to a nursing home, well...ever, if I can help it.

 

MY SON GOT OFFERED A PLACE AT UNIVERSITY!!! I HAVE TWO KIDS IN UNIVERSITY!!!

 

Or a psychiatric ward, which ever takes your fancy on any given day. Welcome @Ananta Chetan - I was a member here 10 years ago, apparently 30 and under are too young for this place........but that was then.........now I think it should be 40 and under cause I've aged 10 years!!!