Discussion in 'Big Brother House' started by Silmarillion, Jun 30, 2002.
//grabs Derek and ties him to the chair.
Now don't move! This won't hurt a bit!
Does this mean I don't get a beer?
Right, Bithy. He's almost hermaphrodite, if you know what I mean: he has male and female features. Not sexually of course, but in his face.
I'd rather make out with him than with, I don't know, Roseanne.
You'll get the beer after we're done.
Right, Bithy get the mascara! Julie, the blush! Tashi, the lipstick! April, the eyeliner! Senoj, the eyelash curler!
Hmmm... I was thinking maybe some fake eye lashes. What do you say?
Happened to me once, when I was 6 or something. A couple of girls got me and held me to the ground while one of them tried to spit in my mouth.
just as long as I get my beer ....
Yup, he has a very symmetrical, visually pleasing face. He was the perfect choice to play a genetically engineered human in GATTACA.
I'd rather make out with him than with, I don't know, Roseanne
Me too, Debo... me too.
Where's my beer?
You don't get one. We LIED!
//wakes up in girls room STILL without a beer
//puts the finishing touches on Derek's makeover
I used this kit:
Here's the beginning of the makeover:
And here's the finished product:
Hope you like it, Derek!
wait a second i'm not supposed to be in here, i could be next! [face_shocked]
Wow. He looks... um... different!
I think he's purty. Now he just needs to find a nice boy and settle down.
I've woken up far worse than that after a night of drinking, believe me!
But that wasn't a night of drinking because we never did give you that beer you wanted!
//Shoos the boys out so she can continue her girly activities
I tried to dress my husband up in a sari once... but I think I used too much khol on his eyes.
SnowDog's horrified reaction
("Oh goodness golly-gosh!")
Here's a blast from the past.
My friend is going on a south pacific cruise this thursday.
Ack! It's coming up to our first anniversary, and hubby and I still haven't had the chance (or funds) to have a honeymoon... a south pacific cruise sounds perfect. *sigh*
Yeah, what are you now, 9 months? 10 months?
It will be a year next month. The time has gone by so quickly.
My god it has! I remember that thread in Community you wrote: I'm no longer engaged or something.
You remember that? I'm impressed. Wow, I can't believe I wrote that almost a year ago...