The Girly Thread ... Keep away lads

*shakes head*

Lets paint everything pink and put little fluffy things eveywhere...then they might go

 

*Brings pink paint and a brush*

Think again, pink is a MANLY colour.

 

perhaps a male stripper would get rid of them?

 

O...M...G

Ok then... *thinks*

Whatever I say you're just going to pretend its one of your favourite things... *cue music*

 

*Starts strippin*

Or you

mwahahahaha

Let the horror begin.

 

abandon thread!

 

I think he's gone

Right...back to girlieness

 

Girliness? Ooh, can I be an honourary girl?
I have long hair, I own a hairdryer. What more do I need?

 

Er....Do I really have to tell you?

 

*pulls out scissors and a pair of ballons* Right then...

 

*winces*

Whoa there!

















wait a min, ya can't miss what ya don't need right?


Go ahead! Just help me get this hair thing sorted out! It keeps going all bushy at the back!

 

Try straightners Dickie, that'd make you more girly. Not that I'm encouraging you


Shoo, out


Do they do de-maling spray?

 

He could use a man's hair spray and put a womans label on it, si he'd be half n half.

 

hermaphrodite?


can't spell it

 

What the hell?

 

You'll never guess where i'm going now!













To my pianon lesson. Be back in about an hour! Bye Bye !

 

Piano was fun to learn..except for the constant practise required. I enjoyed it until I quit

Have fun!

 

apprently she's quitting too, I'm not mind, I love it.



Do you want to know the exciting story behind her username?

 

I'm finding this thread extremely sexist, we should I not be allowed here just because I'm male.

^^ Thats exactly what I said when I went in the girl's toilets once.

 

lol...ok! *sits croos legged on the floor and look up expectantly*

 

Might want to check that one out.



Now presenting The Story of Ninja Noodlehead's username *Dramatic music*


Once upon a time there lived a mummy, a daddy and a Suzy (me). The mummy had twins, a boy and a girl Luke and Leia then the daddy turned to the dark side... no wrong story. Okay the twins were called Jenny (Noodle) and Oliver. When they developed the ability to speak (we curse this moment) Oliver could not say Jenny and called her Ninni. Being easily influenced at a tender age of 4 I called her it too. He was known as Ollawa. I now refer to him as Obalobawa, just for fun. The one day many years later I was producing a certificate for stating the obvious for Jenny and decided to called her Ninja Noodlehead. Ninja sounded like Ninni, and Noodlehead just popped into my head. So there you go children. Was that a nice story?



There was Joanna aswell, and I became yeye , and got a lovebite-like bruise where she sucked at my neck when she went through the sucking phase, not good since I was only 11.

 

Wow...again, again!







What am I on tonight...

 

FFUK:WI "Fan Force United Kingdom : Womens Institute" Is this what it is? Can you make me some cakes please

 

I'll tell you my side of the story to how i got my username.

Right, as you very well know, I got Ninni when i was a tiny little baby(pauses as she thinks of the good times) and Ollawa couldn't pronounce(see nice big words) my name and came out with Ninni(how that sounds like Jenny i'll never know). Anyways when i was a big 11 year old Suzy called me to her room and presented(another big word) with a colourful certificate and told me to go and read it in my own room. The certificate said' I cristen(another big word) Jenny from this moment forward Ninja Noodle Head.

Now Suzy and Joanna(little baby sister) call me Ninja or Nin(if they're too lazy to call me Ninja) very rarely(soory if that's spelt wrong) get called Ninja Noodle Head.

So there you go. The amazing story of ME(THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WORLD)

Have fun reading!

 

So is this like a WI meeting then?