The Girly Thread ... Keep away lads

Half your class threatened to kill me? Oh well. easy come easy go.

It was me Ex. Krystel. Typical darlo lass and rebound, Still not completely got rid of her and its been nearly 5 years since we split up. And i tell ya what, i wasn't that good in bed. She's just nuts

 

lol I can't remember exactly what was said, they threatened alot of people

Oh dear doesn't sound good at all, sounds a bit like something Jackie would do

 

Hey? Why not give her my number?

I wouldn't complain about that...

 

You can have it mate. But i warn you, i once had her convinced that i sold my phone when she kept texting me, had to give it up as a bad idea when it went abit far and she wanted to meet "Dave" for casual sex and she wouldn't stop ringing to find out when he was coming down to see her .

Trust me man, picture everything you hate about stick thin, chavettes, times by 10 then drag it through a hedge backwards, that'll give you an indication on her looks, and they're her best feature.

 

You know, insulting girls, however insult worthy they may seem, was not really the point of this thread...

 

Anythings up from here mate. The object of my desires would be quite happy if I dropped dead methinks

Although people keep telling me it's not that bad and I should just try to talk to her again like I used to, but I'm too scared. I don't get why, I'm ok with most things and pressure, but I purely panic when she's around

That said, I'm so hung up over her and all, when someone told me today what I should do and how she didn't think it was as bad as I thought and I started to think it might be OK I suddenly realised that although I like her and everything, I wouldn't want to start seeing her?! I feel like I'm being churned round in a mean shore break. Half of me wants one thing and the other doesn't...meh.

Ok, whinge over

 

Wow...that sounds like something a girl would come out with

But if you don't want to start seeing her, then what do you want? No...don't answer that...

And is she really worth all the hassel you seem to be going through for her? Though knowing most girl she'll probably decide she like you as soon as you start going off her...

Coz that all made sense...

 

What? Lads have feeling too ya know!

And I didn't mean I only wanted her for a quick gratification

I meant I am confused. And yes, she is worth all the hassle. I think. And yes, I think you're right

 

Thats not an insult, its an observation. When i realised i was only with her out of a need to feel loved i could have broken it off, remained friends and had some good memories, But she's been alternating between trying to seduce me and trying to make my life a missery deending on how her life is goin for nearly 5 years. That kind of thing takes its toll on a person.

 

I feel your pain Dickie, i think we've all been there at one point.

 

I've lost the thread of this conversation

 

No pun intended i'm sure

 

I don't know that there is one...we're just rambling and trying to sound clever

 

I think the whole purpose of this WI meeting thread is to decide which cakes to make all us blokes...
[Hint] I like coffee cakes... [/Hint]

 

Gotta be a chocy one.

 

To be honest...Im not fussed at what flavour cake it is...just that there should be a cake made...Come on ladies! The kitchens over there...And Ogli with his "girly" drinks will help ya

 

Actually, I make really good cakes, better even than my mums, she says so herself.

 

Put your money where your mouth is! Go on...swallow your 10p and that fiver you've got in yer hand! *Hands Ogli Apron*

 

I ain't puttin on that tatty old thing.

*Puts on own pink and purple frilly apron*

I'm not coookin right now, i just like it

 

Suits you!

 

I can't cook at all, my mum once told me to watch a pan of milk that was heating up. I followed her instructions exactly; stood and watched it. It overboiled, at which point I shouted to her 'mum this milks boiling over what do I do?' It went everywhere and she went mental with me for some reason. I didn't know it was going to boil over so fast

Once she told me to turn off the toaster because the toast was stuck in it. I, of course, used the plug to switch it off, and it blew up and a huge spark flew out of the socket. Turns out she ment the switch on the toaster

 

Well, with the milk all i have to say is and

But the toaster Don't see how turnin it off at the all would be so much worse than in the toaster, just sounds like it was its time to go.

 

It [the toaster] survived!


As for milk needless to say I haven't been asigned that job again.

 

I can cook...but I can rarely be bothered. When I'm feeling lovely I might make a meal for someone. But I nomrally just sit on here and let everyone else work

 

I can cook basics to survive

However Mike is the cook and cleaner of the house