The Girly Thread ... Keep away lads

Okay Danny.
I mean Dickie.

 

// picks up all the boys in this thread by the scruff of the neck, swift kicks up the jacksie and points them in the direction of the 'Lads thread', where 'beer' and 'going commando' are the order of the day

//now ladies...are you jealous of our lads thread...we may invite you over...but only if you do the ironing thats piling up there first...

// stands back

// hold lightsaber tight, ready for the onslaught

 

//Points the fact Dickie does not drink beer (or anything for that matter )

// Also points out that he wear underwear

// Now points out the manly threads are the same boring mock-machismo crap

 

** points out she owns a double ended lightsabre

** Also points out the "lads" thread was created after the girlies one, therefore it is the lads in envy

 

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OMG ... Dickie is talking a bunch a tree hugging hippy crap!

 

Who you callin' hippy? Punk.

 

would I be the only girl to complain about her breasts being too small?

 

lol trust me don't complain. I did then shall we say I had a growth spurt now I wish I were smaller again

 

How can you tell Dickie has a hot date planned soon and wants to impress the gurlies? Dickie - better edit those posts over at the 'machismo' thread quick or she will see a darker side to your 'Life of Homer'...

 

Don't worry bout it, Anything more than a mouthfull's a waste anyway.

 

Yeah Dickie, stop being so vain and feminin and come over to the male side and be a tough emotionless drone like the rest of us

 

I haven't even got that.

 

Care to explain that? And hey, I don't have to try, I always impress the ladies

I've been described as suave, funny, charming, nice, and a real gentleman by those of the fairer sex, so there!


Yes, it's all true, punk.

*Goes back to 'Fairies Wear Boots'*












Or you implying something else?

 

Are you saying you don't believe me, punk?

 

Me?
I would never say such things

 

Good, after all, it's not that anyone would ever believe you anyway, I mean, it's me!

 

And why would people believe you instead of me?

 

And why would they believe you over me, punk?

 

I wouldn't believe either of you

 

Maybe not
But I can merely threaten people with torture devices until they believe me


Plus I'm around more and I have a higher post count

 

Dammit guys!
Do not make me drag you from this tread by your dangly bits!

 

You wouldn't dare

loads shotgun


Besides, mine are shielded by armour plating

 

*Produces adamantium tin opener*

Still feeling cocky mate?

(No pun intended)