Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Evil Incarnate, Jun 10, 2009.
Oh look, Anakin is jealous of Palpy's body
At least, I think that's Anakin, right Evil?
Indeed, I was hoping someone would notice that.
Well I have.
Speaking of Palpatine and Anakin, here is a picture from the original GPS thread of them sharing a tender and golden moment together:
By the way, I've decided that every now and then I'm going to re-post an old image from the original GPS thread in this thread. However keep in mind that this will only be done once in a while (like oh lets say once a month or something like that.) mainly because this thread should obviously contain mostly new material. And once again none of the old pictures were created by me, because as I mentioned before I cannot photoshop pictures to save my life.
Not gold palpy, but definitely lol worthy.
That is hilarious
Dafty's right, that's hilarious.
^ Ahhhh my eyes! They burn!
JK32 runs around screaming and then accidentally falls off a cliff. Now her ghost is typing up the rest of this post.
Now here is an excerpt from "Always Golden, Forever More aka An Electrifying and Kinky Biography of Palpatine":
"Before he became Senator, and then Chancellor, and finally Emperor Palpatine made his living posing in Sithboy Magazine. Strangely enough nobody would buy any issue of the magazine that featured him in such poses. He then decided that he would try to make his own magazine. And he did. Years later he created the "Imperial Majesty" magazine better known as the hottest magazine in the galaxy. Every picture, no matter how big or small, article related or advertisement related featured him. Wanna see Palpatine wearing a white t-shirt and short-shorts filing his nails while sitting cross legged on a table? Wanna see him prance around in his gold bikini? Wanna see him wash his car, complete with his old wrinkled body, in his golden speedo? Finally wanna see him advertise that shampoo you like? Well go out and buy "Imperial Majesty" today! And even if you don't plan too, you have no choice, for Palpatine has decided to enact a new law that will make everyone subscribe to the magazine. And those who don't obey the law will be forced to watch the "Ultra Kinky Palpatease Modeling" and the "Palpatine in the Bathtub" video series."
Bumping up this thread with the November Old School GPS Pic of the Month:
Of course, I still encourage anyone who wants to check out the original thread to well check it out.
This thread has left a vast scar across my psyche.
Gold Palpy: Lord Vader.
Vader: Yes my master?
Gold Palpy: I have discovered that you were the one who wore my golden bikini. And for you blatant disrespect I must give you the worst punishment of all.
Vader: Oh no! You don't mean?
Gold Palpy: Yes. I do mean that punishment.
Vader tries to run out of the room but Gold Palpy casually Force pushes Vader against a wall. Then Palpy uses the Force to shackle Vader against the wall. Then Palpy turns on his stereo and its blasting "Starstruck" by Lady Gaga. Palpy then rips off his robes, obviously revealing the golden bikini underneath. Then to Vader's absolute horror Palpy starts dancing and singing at the same time.
Gold PalpyWhile bumping and grinding to the song.) Groove slam, work it back, filter that, baby bump that track, groove slam work it back, filter that, baby bump that track-
Vader: Okay! Okay! I'm sorry I wore your bikini!
Gold Palpy turns off the stereo.
Gold Palpy: Good. I'm glad you saw it my way Lord Vader.
VaderUnder his breath.) Although the golden bikini looked much better on me...
Gold Palpy: What?!
Vader: Oh nothing.
Gold Palpy: Yeah, that's what I thought you said.
Daft! What's going on in here? Get this thread going! Palps as a figure skater?
Whats wrong with Palpy being a figure skater? He would be the most awesomest gold tutu clad, sequined ice dancer there is! He wouldn't even need a Gillooly to whack the other skaters! Just a tweek with the Force and blamo! Knees blowing out everywhere!
All right now its time for the December Old School Gold Palpy Society pic of the month:
And yes DarthJohnkenobi, Palpy is totally awesome at figure skating. In fact he's won the gold medal dozens of times! Cause you know silver and bronze medals are not acceptable for the Golden Master. He must win the best of the best.
There's nothing wrong with that, that's why I suggested it to Daft. I'm an idea guy you see.
January is almost over, so I guess its time to post the January Old School Gold Palpy Society Pic of the Month:
In other news I've gotten insider information that Palpy is going to be on that "So You Think You Can Dance?" show and will be doing the tango alongside with his partner General Grievous.
February Old School Gold Palpy Society Pic of the Month. It doesn't involve Palpy this time but I have to post this:
You guys are nuts! But then so am I for coming in here again
You need to be somewhat insane to come in here in the first place.
Just bumping with an old palpy image, might photoshop something this week.
Gold Palpy... RISSSSSE
Golden Palpy: Lord Vader want to try this drink?
Palps hands him the glass and Vader starts drinking.
Vader: How was this drink made?
Golden Palpy: It's from my own recipe. I made it myself.
Vader: And just what kind of drink is this?
Golden Palpy: Oh its nothing. Just Palpy Milk.
Vader runs to the bathroom and starts to throw up. Groaning he comes back and sits down.
Golden Palpy: I made vanilla pudding for dessert if you're still hungry.