The Gold Palpy Society

Hehe, glad you liked it!

 

hah I'vce been nervous to post here since the debacle last time I posted but eh... its over and done with, here I am now, what happened to this place?!!! been a month and no posts lol, well just like what Jar Jar would've said: "SOOO GOOD BEIN HOME!!!!"

 

Welcome back!!!

 

awww thanks so much!

 

Your welcome!

 

This thread could use a little livening up...

*crawls in wearing fur coat, slowly pulling it off... to reveal a gold bikini*

Happy Birthday, Mr. Palpy...

 

Happy Birthday...

 

Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you, Mr. Palpy.....
Happy Birthday to you.



And many, many more!

Edit: Now everybody dance the Funky Chicken!!!

 

I can just picture Gold Paply singing Funky Town, while dancing the Funky Chicken too. While Ani does the electric slide while waving his lightsaber in the air.

*Beep ba Beep Ba Beep Beep*
Palpy: Funky Town, funky town, funky toooowwwwwn!

Ani: You can feel it! *Its Electric!* Boogie Woogie-woogie!

 

Of course, it's not Gold Palpy's real birthday. Charcoal_Annie was just, well... randy.

Well, as far as I can guess.

 

I MISSED IT!!!! I can't believe that I missed our beloved Ian's birthday.

what happened to this place?!!! been a month and no posts lol

I guess Darth Real Life has taken hold of too many of us, including me for a while there. Anyway, it's good to be back and it's nice to see at least some people here.

BTW, OutlawYoda, can you PM me that pic you posted on the previous page? I'd certainly love to see it.

 

I MISSED IT!!!! I can't believe that I missed our beloved Ian's birthday.

See post above yours.

 

Oh well....

 

I find it strange that Ian has two birthdays.

He must have two b-days so he can get two gold bikinis. Ah, I can picture it now:

IanMaking a B-day list.) I want a Golden Bikini, a Palpy thong that sings, a fluffy Care Bear, ooh these Charcoal Annie dolls sound so nice. I can sleep with a New Charcoal Ani doll. I saw it on a commercial.

*Flashback to Ian watching the commercial*

Announcer: Everytime you squeeze the Charcoal Ani doll's tummy it says phrases like, "I lost my lightsaber!" And things like, "Oh no! I'm crispier then Watto's wings!"

Wattoflying towards him.) Hey you! My wings are popular and tasty, unlike you. You whiny Jedi-Boy!

*Whacks Ani on the head*

Announcer: Speaking of that Charcoal Ani also says his trademark whiny phrases. Here's a few now:

Ani: Stupid Shaft er I mean Mace Windu. Why can't I be a Jedi Master? Whaaaaaaaa!

Announcer: Charcoal Ani! The new popular toy from Lucas.inc! Collect Ani and all his little pals, including but not limited to Gold Palpy, Housewife Padme, Crispy Watto, Shaft-Mace Windu, Franken-Vader, Flip N Yoda, and last but not least Cameo Chewie! Collect 'em all!

 

Announcer: Oh and I also forgot about Chop Limb Obi! The new action figure! Press the button on his back and he will chop the arms and legs off of Charcoal Ani.

 

I mean this in a good way: You're evil!!!



Keep it up!

 

I remember Lesbian Padmé, but Housewife Padmé?

 

Announcer: Everytime you squeeze the Charcoal Ani doll's tummy it says phrases like, "I lost my lightsaber!" And things like, "Oh no! I'm crispier then Watto's wings!"

Nice!

 

Here is the Housewife Padme commercial:

Announcer: Hey Kids! Where you disappointed at the fact that Padme had no political scenes, and had Marge Simpson written all over her? Well turn that frown upside down because Lucas.inc has created another masterpiece Housewife Padme!

She'll cook, and clean for Anakin as he's off beating up Droids and slaughtering Count Dooku. Of course she says plenty of romantic phrases that make your heart sing when you press her hand. Speaking of that here is a romantic moment between Ani and Padme.

Housewife Padme: Ani? Is that you?

Ani: Yes, Padme I'm home.

Housewife Padme: Oh Ani, I love you more then a bubbling pit of Quicksand that bubbles over the sinking sunset on a warm summer evening, I love you even as the sun goes down and my overdue credit card payment goes up, I love you more then a dishwasher worn down by the dishes of despair, and I love you more then-

Ani: Stop it! Make me some bacon and eggs. I'm late for a Jedi-meeting.

Housewife Padme: Ok, my little Ani.

Of course for drama, Housewife Padme also says soap opera action phrases! Here's one now:

Housewife Padme: Ani! You're all burned! You've been dating a clonetrooper haven't you?

Charcoal Ani: No! It?s not what you think! I fell in the lava on Mustafar!

Housewife Padmelivid) You liar! You sicko! How dare you cheat on me with a Clonetrooper! I want a divorce! Anakin you're breaking my heart! I'm so disappointed I won't be able to know if Mace Windu faked his coma or not.

Announcer: So there you have it! Housewife Padme! (Vader voice.) Buy her or die! From Lucas.inc.

 

ROTFLMAO!!!

 

Palpy at a temp agency.

 

^ That's great. ROFL.

Now an important announcement:

Crispy Watto has released a new CD, entitled, "I'm Crispy for You." It contains many critically acclaimed songs. The list of the most popular songs on the CD include,

1) I'm Crispy For You
2) Burning Mustafar Oven
3) The Crispy One (Duet with Obi-Wan)
4) Wings, Charcoal Wings
5) Mustafar Sauce

There are eighteen songs on this awesome CD. Also look forward to the upcoming release of Shackleton's new CD, "Oh Why Am I An Apprentice?" Which features the hit single, "Palpy's Goldeness and Me."

 

And thus, I have repeated myself!!!

 

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